11:00 AM

Teenagers with strict parents are mercilessly ridiculed for waking up past this time.
Dads use it as a scapegoat to make their kids feel as though they are irresponsible and inadequate adults, no matter the actual bedtime or workload that the child has to deal with.

Son: "Dad, can I go out to Applebees with my friends later?"
Dad: "Fuck no, not when you're getting up past 11:00 AM every weekend! I got up at SIX this morning to drive your brother to his tutor, you lazy ingrate!"

by tostetoes April 6, 2020

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In-Line 11

A sex position (often utilized by the Mormon community) that involves a male and a female laying on their backs in a straight line with their feet touching one another. The sexual pleasure is derived from tickling their partners feet untill climax. Although, non Mormons and Mormons who are not entirely devout can (if practiced) preform penitration in said position.

Hay Connar where is Brice? Oh, he took Sarah to go do the "In-Line 11" they'll be back in a bit.

by Solidcamraman June 13, 2024

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