IQBAL FOOD STORE

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IQBAL FOOD STORE is the best shop in bradford

by rufusburg September 9, 2025

Creamy San Angelo Snorkel

while receiving a blowjob, you submerge the head of the woman in a bathtub, causing her to suck for air as you cram your junk down her gasping throat. making her suck on your johnson for air while being submerged in a jar of mayonaise.

Mary: i keep coughing up white liquid.
Amy: why is that???
Mary: my boyfriend gave me the creamy san angelo snorkel last night and i keep coughing this goo up and im not even sure if its cum or mayonaise anymore or both and its freaking me out.
Amy: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!????

by Goo_Gargler9000 November 16, 2025

Capt Eddie Snorkel

While eating a man’s ass you are beating him off at the same time.. IE.. “adjusting the snorkel while diving”

I gave him the proper Capt Eddie Snorkel and now he won’t stop calling me!

by Ejtpa1 November 25, 2025

The blue store special

The blue store special is a sexual act where two individuals of any sex take a fried chicken leg from the blue store and douse it in hot sauce, shove it in the recipient’s ass, and eat it. This must be done so the bone never exits the recipients ass. Bonus points if the recipient is female and you do the same but with a potato log in the vagina, and make sure the skin stays. Hot sauce is not recommended if you use the potato log in the vagina.

Me and my girl had the blue store special last night. I loved it.

by Lil dirty Pablo January 21, 2026

I'm going to the Store

If you need to get away from a situation, place or thing you simply tell everyone that you are going to the store. Which usually means you are leaving and you probably won't returning anytime soon. Typically a three day grace period.

"Hey, where are you going?"
"I'm going to the store"

by The Bad Guys Girl March 18, 2026

Coming to the comic book store

Sam Brandt must stay off Reddit as written here

Jesse: Bro, let’s go to the comic book store

Sam: But can I be on Reddit?

Jesse: bro. Do you even know what coming to the comic book store MEANS?

Sam: it’s not even in the definition to not be on Reddit

Jesse: *see above*

by StagnantMDMA September 1, 2025

Do Not Apply To Be A Key Holder At A Retail Store Because Of Angel Jose Robles Knowing The Meaning Of Their Name Is "'Hellstrom'" <Name`~`Choice>

Do Not Apply To Be A Key Holder At A Retail Store Because Of Angel Jose Robles Knowing The Meaning Of Their Name Is "'Hellstrom'" <Name`~`Choice>

Do Not Apply To Be A Key Holder At A Retail Store Because Of Angel Jose Robles Knowing The Meaning Of Their Name Is "'Hellstrom'" <Name`~`Choice>

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025