Rule 7

Rule 7 - If it can be done, the Japanese have done it better. If it can't, they have.

"God... I have been playing Dark Souls a month and still no progress man..."
"Rule 7 - Some Japanese guy beat it in 90 minutes."
"What the - HOW!?!?!"

by VERTIGO7 October 20, 2011

road rules

crap

crap

by crap July 28, 2003

i rule

what i say everyday of the week

I rule hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

by Nefentitiri Radames Antikoseus Puto Dimetirios Amenenuhet Tatomes Hatshepsut Toto Hortez VI May 07, 2005

rule 128

This rule cancels out all attempts rule effect/actions and mirrors it to the other speaker using original rule.

*girl on phone*

Guy: "rule 8"

Girl: " rule 128"

Guy " Shit "

by Prairie_dog_alien_dinosaur October 28, 2015

Rule 7411

If someone declares something that makes no sense, it must be opposite day.

Billy: Hey Rich, Emma just accepted my date for tonight.

Rich: Rule 7411

Billy: Damn It

by chilltage is coo n stuff May 09, 2011

Roommate Rule

Roommate A is aloud to order Roommate B to drink a shot in under 10 seconds if Roommate B is feeling upset and Roommate A feels that Roommate B needs a shot.

"I'm upset" Roommate B
"Dude, take a shot" Roommate A
"Nah, I'm too upset to take a shot!" Roommate B
"dude!, TAKE A SHOT! ROOMMATE RULE" Roommate A
"Ugh, well, if it's roommate rule then i guess i have to!" Roommate B

by Frank Fioretti December 13, 2007

Ja Rule

a shit stain on the underpants of society. Like Shaggy, ja rule is only recognized becuase his voice sounds like a cross between a lawn mower and a squeeling pig. Ja Rule owes all his fame to Ashanti coz he isn't shit without her.

"dude that rollercoaster was soo scary i think i ja rule'd myself"

by Louie_n_33 November 09, 2005