Done a Real Plonker

An endearing, self-confidence-reducing term to be used when you have well and truly be fucked in the arse but a section of the powerlines track (Perth, WA). Usually consists of one: an overconfident 4x4 driver, two: a Land Rover Discovery, Three: a water crossing, and Four: a malfunctioning center differential.

A main situation timeline for the term "Done a Real Plonker" to be used is as such. See's water crossing, aims, drives through, bogs, sinks, floods car, gets towed out because, land rover..

Third Person "That guy Austin sure done a real plonker on himself driving like that in rear-wheel drive"
First Person "Ah fuck I've done a real plonker, this is the lowest point of my life and now my girlfriend is gonna leave me and get stuck in the washing machine with her step brother nearby"

by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023

Real Green Moment

The moment at which something occurs that you were expecting to happen later

I didn’t know she was expecting; that was a real green moment

by Gibdobus November 7, 2023

A real #1 supporter

Tyson Neil

Tyson Neil is a real #1 supporter because he supports his friends tik toks

by Dealio1129 October 18, 2019

real ass mf

A mf that drives a green grandma vehicle and occasionally runs into burning buildings to save puppies

That mf maple is one real ass mf, I saw her run into a burning building and come out with 3 puppies in her arms, and one was pregnant!"

by Yourgrandmasfavorite November 5, 2022

The Real Swim Shady

The Real Swim Shady is an entity more elusive and slippery than a bar of prison soap. ALERT, the target is exceptionally mobile and can climb a skyscraper in mere seconds. All attempts to kill the target have proved unsuccessful, even Gavstone the Almighty cannot kill him. If there were to be a comparison between the Almighty Gavstone and The Real Swim Shady, they would be equally matched on an extra-dimensional scale. Swim Shady is about evasive as Gavstone is strong. Swim Shady is an infamous rap artist who beatboxes whilst dodging blows from opponents. Side note, Swim Shady has never paid his taxes for he is just that slippery.

Damn, that The Real Swim Shady guy. He sure is slippery.

by Gavstone The Almighty January 8, 2022

push it real good

I did it once and ohhhhh its good. Its when you do sex sexier than usual.

Lets push it real good daddy.

by Mr. Venter June 4, 2022

Immimarie(Real definition)

A person who is so fat that they can be seen from space.

Immimarie(Real Definition) is fat!

by JoeBidensCat April 10, 2022