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purple jesus 

the vagina of a dark skinned woman that appears purple in colour
i bet that woman has a nice purple jesus

Purple Ghost 

See houdini, but with four black men instead.
Loquacious says to jamal, "yo i whipped out my purple dick."
Jamal- "What'd you do with it?"
Loquacious- I ran a purple ghost on some ho.
Purple Ghost by Max and TJ July 1, 2008

purple zebra 

gnarly looking stomach stretchmarks
Look at that fine ass chick over there. She's got purple zebra all over her stomach. she must have a huge kid. Im gonna ride that purple zebra tonight.
purple zebra by germew July 15, 2010

purple devil

A magical being. The purple devil is a beautiful creature from many different sides of Mexico. The purple devil has the ability to make you very happy or very sad. Beware when he is behind you he may startle you with his masculinity.
That purple devil is so sexy. Mmmmm.
purple devil by Purple Devil October 5, 2015

purple fuck 

after discovering the were nicknames for the the five dollar bill (fin) and this twenty dollar bill (queen) common newfoundlanders decided there should be a nickname for the ten dollar bill, hence the purple fuck
yo man, whats on the g-o my homie. did you bring your purple fuck? tonights gonna be off da hook!
purple fuck by brown November 21, 2003

purple monkey dishwasher 

the answer to any "why" question you do not know.
"Why didnt you eat your veggie?"
-"Purple Monkey Dishwasher."
purple monkey dishwasher by melissa November 25, 2003