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Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson is the hottest, sexiest man to ever walk this planet. He is also known as Edward Cullen. Robert Pattinson is so beautiful I can’t even explain it!!!!!
Me: OMG IS THAT ROBERT PATTINSON! HE IS SO HOT
Robert Pattinson: yeah that’s me
Me: *faints*
by RobertPattinsonwife March 21, 2021
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Pitter patter

The sound your heart makes when you are under distress
"That was scary. My heart is going pitter patter pitter patter"

"My teacher decided to play some Chopin in the background while we were taking the test, I can hear my heart go pitter patter along with the music. I might need therapy to forget that this ever happend."
by prettyposion March 25, 2021
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hamburger patty

something you slap your friends with in the face when they are being disrespectful and rude.
friend1: ya abby is such a stupid i dont like her
friend2:omg she has slept with so many guys she is starting to look like one
friend3:yea she is really ugly:
me:guys thats not nice (this is where the hamburger patty coes in handy) *slaps with hanmburger patty*
by yuhyuh6969 March 31, 2021
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big patty

a big patty is a very disgusting meal.
it contains rotten substances that no one likes.
Big patty is flakey and yucky to the taste.
Person 1: Have you tried a big patty?

Person 2: No. Is it good?
Person 1: Definitely not. Never have one.
by SweatyGamer2000 April 4, 2021
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Mini Pattison

A Mini Pattison is someone who jerks off to Robert Pattison, Robert is a great actor but he will suck as BatMan btw if BatMan was a real man and not a Fictional Movies & Comic Book Character he'd choose Bale or Keaton over Robert Pattinson and Wonder Woman over Catwoman, Superman and Aquaman over Robins, Alfred over Red Hood and definately have Red Hair and not Black Hair plus choose Snyder Fans over Pattison Fans
Logan Farris is a Mini Pattison, TASM Tard and Mcutard who is willing to stop at nothing and said he'll sacrifice his own family for Matt Reeves and Marc Webb and thinks 300, Watchmen, Dawn Of The Dead and Man Of Steel are bad without even watching them and thinks he's a good noteworthy godlike Movie Critic and btw Movie Critic aren't that much valued thanks to Rotten Tomatoes who take Bribes and write Wrong Reviews

Utkarsh Singh used to be a Mini Pattison but Indian Mini Pattison Fans are rising and may kill people for liking Ben or Bale or Keaton or George or Val Kilmer or anybody else

Kellum Bruce Dietz and Aaron Martinez represent the Worst of American fans btw American Superhero Fans online are mature but Aaron and Kellum are exception Kellum is willing to kill his own friends for Matt Reeves who would never even know him and Aaron lost countless Debates to Tribhuvan and cries hard and considers Robert Pattison as the Supreme God and brings to shame to Irish Americans the toughest People in America
by The Vigilante April 4, 2021
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patchwork patty

A poorly rolled blunt, but you’ll go to space 🚀💫🧑 🚀👩🏻 🍳✨
“Chris can’t roll can you?”

“Nah Jae, but I can tryyy”
*rolls blunt with pieces of other wraps*
“lmao she a patchwork patty”
“She still got me to space tho”
by CrushingChaos April 19, 2021
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Crabby patty

A slightly over weight woman’s personal area that looks like shredded beef and is constantly in underwear that is too small and essentially in a Jean crockpot being slowly overheated and excreting patty juices that causes an overall general itch.
It’s 60 today and my crabby patty is itching like a mother.
by Patty parker April 19, 2021
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