spear point

(n)

1) the dangerous end point of a long, thin rod or lance.

2) the tip of the penis before it makes its grandiose entrance

He woke up one fine morning to find a surprisingly firm ass wiggling itself closer to his front and he winced.

Him: "Uh-oh. What the hell happened last night?"

Her: "Holding me a spear point, Nick?"

by ManAboutTown December 24, 2011

Trauma points

An invisible point system that allows you to redeem points gained from a traumatic experience for popularity by telling stories about the experience.

Person 1: I saw numerous deaths, but i kept running to safety
Person 2: Oh i bet you were pissing your pants when that happened
Person 1: Shut up and let me redeem my trauma points

by S3B5 January 4, 2021

points

5 points- Sex
4 points- no thing for 4 points
3 points- giving or receiving head
2 points- getting fingered or a handjob
1 point- kiss or makeout

points only apply to a girl/guy once, meaning no repeat points. only a total of 5 points can be scored from one singular girl or guy. points usually take place in seasons so example, summer points, college semester points.

dude I just nutted in a 30 year old that's so slept on for points.

by lentiniweeny May 18, 2022

Triple Point Shit

When you go to take a shit and it comes out in three stages of matter at once

Scientist: Did you know that at its triple point, a material can exist as a solid, liquid, and gas simultaneously?
Me 5 minutes ago: Guess I just took a triple point shit then

by virescent October 8, 2020

highest common points

In a sport, especially basketball, where the winning team is determined by the highest common points amongst the players. Traditionally the team with the highest total points wins the game. However, with highest common points each and every player or position has to score a point to count towards the total score. The purpose being that every member makes sure that everyone gets a chance to score so that no single player hogs all the points.

Player A score 7 points, Player B scores 2 points, and Player C score 10 points. So the total highest common points for the team is 2 points. Player A and C should wait give more chances to Player B, and Player B should try more on his/her own to score more points for the team to win with the most highest common points.

by RzMd February 14, 2009

Point-of-resistance

When your eyes get watery and your nose gets sneezy, you're doing great!

Insert the cotton until point-of-resistance. What is point-of-resistance you ask?

by The official Lady German November 10, 2020

Grandparents point

That steamy spot you think about when your mind wonders into its deep sexual trance. Your thought people didn't have sex. You thought wrong of course. Monday through sunday grandparents point is the spot where those you respect the most go to fuck out their self-esteem issues. Like teenagers trying to hump their way to cool-ness, your grandparents go 6ft deep boasting the prowess of a chicken with its head cut off.

Jane: Hey bob, we gonna go to grandparents point before the christmas party again?

Bob: You know what Jane, lets fuck to the dickens. It'll be rad.

by DirtyToy December 26, 2012