Holding the phone

Another way of describing masturbating, both female and male.

Billy whys your hand so wet? Ah was just holding the phone mate?

Yeah its a real tragedy, ever since she broke up she's just been holding hte phone

by Kutey March 21, 2010

Poor Man's Jesus Phone

the coolest way to say "ipod touch"

-DUDE! You got a Jesus Phone?
-Nah, I got the Poor Man's Jesus Phone

by Parker Nash Brown March 30, 2008

Banana Phone

When a male/female pretends that his/her phone is a banana and listens to it ring.

Shelly: " Hey Jackie , can I borrow your banana phone? "
Jackie: " Hail yeah , but I aint sure its got service. "

by Jackie && Shelly June 24, 2006

Trap Phone

A phone that is cheap and doesn't work right.

Person 1: hey what kinda phone is THAT
Person 2: oh this is my trap phone

by TrapPhoneAFEll03 June 23, 2017

bumpin oldies off my cellular phone

Lyric from Frank Ocean's verse in "Oldie" by OF

Bumpin lines of yayo off your iPhone.

yo we were bumpin oldies off my cellular phone you down?

i'm down

by mcgriddlelad December 18, 2012

Phone swirly

When someone flushes the toilet on you when your on the phone. This sometimes destroys the phone in which has been swirlied

As soon as i heard the toilet flush on the phone I knew I was getting a phone swirly.

by One FrY January 20, 2009

phone schluff

Using the phone and specific words / tones for the sole purpose of helping the person on the other end of the line fall asleep and/or take a nap.

Similar to phone sex, yet with a different desired result.
Often times used after a successful phone sex session

As he laid in bed, she called him and she provided phone schluff -- he was soon fast asleep.

by Jopher714 March 28, 2010