one eyed toilet snake 

Another word the appendage hanging from between your legs (if you are [male}) and also the appendage from which the all-important, pee-storing balls hang from.

Hey Vanessa, I know you love snakes, so I thought you might want to take a look at my one eyed toilet snake.

one eyed toilet snake by xXx_69JewSlayer420_xXx January 6, 2018

One-shoting

One-shoting is the practice of firing a weapon in a game and removing all of the opponents health/hit-points.

The video of the KV2 one-shoting an enemy has become well-known.

One-shoting by Likehark May 18, 2018

one oofy boi

A GOD THAT WILL SMITE YOU DOWN

Jude is one oofy boi

one oofy boi by One oofy Boi May 30, 2018

One Celler 

A person who is so unintelligent that it seems they only have one brain cell, contrary to the fact that the human brain has over one billion.

Bobby: “what’s Ronald McDonald’s name?”
Georgie: “What kind of a one celler ass question is that”

One Celler by dickinyourass August 26, 2018

One Uper

A person who always has a better story then the one just told

I said I'd seen the band twice, but my friend the one uper, said he'd seen them four times

One Uper by The 2112 Hollilama November 10, 2018

One. Single. Orange. 

The one guy you think is attractive until you sit next to him on a plane and all he does is watch Big Bang Theory and look at pictures of single orange slices (just like the one you see on a pint of Blue Moon) on Facebook.

J: Man he is a cutie!
Sally: Yea, he is!
*Thirty minutes into the flight, look over and see him watching Big Bang Theory and looking at oranges.*
J: He is One. Single. Orange.

One. Single. Orange. by FratDaddyJ February 14, 2019

One sheet does plenty

The art of jacking it onto a desk, so there is easy cleanup afterwards. Saves the need for a cleanup crew.

I thought I had run low on jonnies. But truns out one sheet does plenty.

One sheet does plenty by HereticHenry May 9, 2019