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RIP THE BANJO

THE ACT OF RIPPING THE CONNECTIVE SKIN BETWEEN FORESKIN AND PENIS SHAFT. USUALLY OCCURS WHEN GOING TOO HARD DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE MOST COMMONLY OCCURS TO GENTLEMAN WITH THE NAME JACK.

HAVING A HUGE NIGHT OUT ON THE PISS WITH THE BOYS, THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO MULTIPLE FATTIES, BEERS AND PUNTS.
JACK "STOP! STOP! GET OFF OF ME!"

TYLER "WHATS WRONG WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?"
JACK "I'VE RIPPED MY FUCKING BANJO YOU DUMB BITCH!"

"LETS FUCKING RIP THE BANJO OFF IT TONIGHT BOYS!"
by Mr. Prong July 14, 2020
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Rim Rip

When engaged in oral pleasure of the anal variety, and your partner passes gas (a flatulence occurs) into your mouth. Can be used in combination with "Ghosting".
I totally rim ripped Jillian last night. Had to pop in a tic tac after though.
by BackdoorSauce September 4, 2016
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Beaufort Bong Rip

When you hit a milky bong rip and blow it up a girls ass and then she farts it back in your face.
Dude Becky’s a freak. She let me hit a Beaufort Bong Rip last night in her mom’s basement.
by Bigdawg44 June 27, 2025
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Rip—

Just a response, especially to an awkward or unrelated statement.
Bob: I have like a really long strand of hair Ms it won’t come out
Joe: Rip— That was so random.
by NoFriendsZenu April 2, 2023
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Rip n dip

A clothing brand usually worn by hypebeasts

A phrase use to shorten the story of a condom ripping them you dipping
Yo I was dripping with my rip n dip on

Yo last night I ended up being a rip n dip night
by Kauan87 January 1, 2020
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The Rip and Tear Circumcision

The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child
“You dude you hear that hard metal music?”
“Yes but why is it here in the hospital?”
“There’s a Rip and Tear Circumcision happening upstairs”
“What’s that?”
“The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child”
by HamsterStealr December 23, 2022
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Scrote rip

A sack's worst nightmare. A painful, emotionally traumatic experience in which the tender skin of the male scortum is violently ripped.
"Ouch, I'm going to need that one sewn up soon, that scrote rip was rough."
by Scroterip August 17, 2014
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