Nut Porch

A phrase used to describe a place to park ones balls on another's chin during the act of a Hum Hum

you never know who you might find on Mikes nut porch

by Iamthebrokeback March 12, 2011

Nut Allergy

In a man's case, having a nut allergy is to be homophobic. In contrast, a woman with a nut allergy is a lesbian.

1. Whats Nick's problem with Sebastian getting all touchy feely?

Dunno, he must have a nut allergy.

2. "Does she want to go to the prom with me?"

Nah, she can't cos of her nut allergy.

by el mas grande August 19, 2008

Nut Cannon

a long erect cock ready to bust a nut on an unsuspecting female at any given time

Ahhh! Suck my nut cannon you whore! Ahhh! I busted a nut in your fucking face! Suck it bitch!

by Jurgen von Longcock December 9, 2012

Flex Nuts

Arrogantly displaying machismo for peer approval, often in competition with other men

Jimmy wanted to flex nuts and show he was the baddest of them all but ended up getting arrested

by nutsonyachin August 14, 2016

Buckle Nut

Unpleasant, often painful condition incurred when a man accidentally gets one testicle caught in his belt buckle.

Tim rocked an ill testicular torsion from his buckle nut.

by Rash Kendar January 30, 2009

nut hugger

1. (noun) men's shorts that are so form-fitting around the crotch that they actually hug the nuts to the point of delineating the testicles for all to ridicule.
2. (noun) a male who likes to put his arms around the testicles of another man.

1. Yo! Are you a fag? Then why are you wearingn nut huggers?
2. Dude, that guy likes you. He is definitely a nut hugger.

by Jorge April 1, 2003

busted nuts

To Accidentally Hit Your Balls Really Hard.

Hey Tony I Saw The Funniest Shit, Some Guy Was Grinding Down A Rail On A Skateboard And Fell Off And Busted Nuts.

by Adrew Barron November 9, 2008