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Jerk

the term "jerk" refers to a sex maneuver in which the female participant queefs on a piece of beef jerky, and then gives it to an unsuspecting male.
Yo bro, do you think that skanky bitch emily jerked all over this beef jerky?

Yeah bro, totally.
by SexGod92821021 August 3, 2023
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jerk to the beat

The act of jerking off to a song or beat that you can hear
I was about to watch some Phub and I heard some 50 cent on my tv I proceeded to jerk to the beat
by Bl0wj0b98 August 4, 2023
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Corporate Circle Jerk

(1) When a company makes a change to its structure, platform, or logo to bandwagon political correctness. This is to virtue signal and/or make good their past misdeeds, but realistically it was all for raising revenue through marketing.
While proclaiming their altruism and stroking their egos, the businessmen at the top stroke something else at a corporate circle jerk knowing fully well that dollar bills are about to rain down on them.

Person 1:

Did you know it's June already?

Person 2:
When did you find out?

Person 1:
All the major brands changed their logos.

Person 2:
*sighs* The corporate circle jerk is upon us.
by Baron von Beuge August 20, 2023
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jerk

Popularised mainly in the US originally, this phrase (while sounding funny) is nowadays used in the UK to describe a stabbing, particularly in the drill scene and in general slang. This word is accompanied by other words, such as:
• yinging
• whooshing
• juicing
Just a reminder, knife crime isn’t cool. Don’t do it.
Person 1: “aye bro should we jerk him?”
Person 2: “nah nah it’s not like that bro lowe me”
by stabbing August 21, 2023
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bro jerk

When you jerk of together with your bro. It's not gay when you say "No homo".
Sometimes this ends up as a bro job.
Bro1: I'm feeling so horny right now.
Bro2: What about a bro jerk?
Bro1: Good idea, let's get started.
by zehsgzdhe63727 August 28, 2023
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Jerk Hole

A self dug hole in the ground where one would perform a jerk.
Money is tight, so after careful consideration, I’ve chosen to dig a Jerk Hole to prepare for my upcoming Weightlifting meet.
by Chocolatechipwaffles September 2, 2023
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air jerk

to pretend to jerkoff (masterbate) in the air.
by firefalcome September 6, 2023
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