Mexican Swimmer 

A floating turd. Also known as a floater.

"Dude, some nasty bastard left 3 Mexican Swimmers in the employee restroom."

Mexican Swimmer by Zombies are my Autism July 11, 2009

Mexican Strikeout 

When you chase a double-shot of tequila with a double-shot of Tapatio. Optionally, the subject may also snort a line of salt as either the first or third step.

Jose drank so many Mexican Strikeouts that he did not even realize that he was the victim of double anal.

Mexican Strikeout by KelleyRoss August 14, 2009

Mexican yawn

When an infectious yawn passes from person to person along a line or through a group, until everyone has yawned in sequence. Like a Mexican wave - but with yawning. Extra points awarded if the original yawner is triggered again.

Operative 1: Dude, the Boss's team briefing was sooo boring today that Kevin started yawning his head off. Jill caught it from him, and she passed it to Randall, and pretty soon it had run right round the table back to Kevin.

Operative 2: Mexican yawn, dude.

Mexican yawn by TheNix August 22, 2009

Mexican Cereal 

A snack (or meal) blossoming from an otherwise dire situation. Once a bag of Tostitos reaches the point where the chips are no longer dip-able, pour the remains into a bowl and add salsa. Other additions include shredded cheese, sour cream, etc. (don't get carried away here, simple is better, this isn't nachos dammit). Grab a big spoon and enjoy!

"Ahh I love my Tostitos Scoops with a Hint of Jalepeno... but what the shit am I supposed to do with these reject pieces that are not scoopable at all?"
::"Do you work for Tostitos?"
"You know we don't have jobs."
::"Shut up David. However, the answer you seek lies south of the border, with Mexican Cereal.
"Arrrrriba!"

Mexican Cereal by Donald Quixote September 19, 2009

mexican headrush 

a sexual position where the male partner shaves his head and inserts it into the females vagina

jose- ay homes my head hurts guey.

miguel (taco stand owner) - y pinche pendeho? no mames guey. que paso? RED OR GREEN SAUCE!!!!!!!!!

Jose- cuz homes i gave some fat jaina a mexican headrush

mexican headrush by hashbro December 8, 2009

mexican icicle 

when one freezes a burrito and inserts it into a girls vagina.

victoria wanted to cool down so i gave her a mexican icicle....

mexican icicle by ali da gr8 April 1, 2010

mexican hot hummer 

when a mexican woman eats hot peppers and gives you a blow job.

maria ate a jalapano then went down on me she had my dick on fire becuase of her mexican hot hummer.

mexican hot hummer by T44 September 20, 2010