The Artesian Ice Cream Machine

When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone

“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”

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The artesian ice cream machine

When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone

“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”

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When you stick rice up someone’s ass and suck it out

Person 1: I did a rice vending machine last night

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the person only 1 taps people in games

person 1: omg i just did a emilo 1 tap washing machine

person 2: nice

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The device that sucks the pregnant woman's titties bone dry. The most useful device on any Amazon baby registry.

Janine's titties were deflated after using the tit harvest machine. Her nipples were soft after a successful tit harvest.

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Pedophilic rapists in lab coats calling themselves boylover nambla or doctor

Machete welding machine is not a human being

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The act of shoving a hamster in your ass and then proceeding to twerk, shaking the hamster around like a washing machine

If you actually do the act of hamster washing machine, you’re fucked

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