richmond jones

This man is very hard working and he will do what ever he set's his mind to. He is very funny, and he is very convincing at times.

*Someone Cool*

"What a man, he must be a Richmond Jones"

by White Girl 01 August 30, 2018

on jones

on jones is a way of affirming that what you or somebody else is saying is true. very similar to saying "on god" except jones is stronger and more powerful than god so it's more meaningful. other common uses are "on my sister" "on jewbird" "on gang" among others..

<person1> yo michael buble's voice is like listening to a thousand angels singing at once

<person2> on jones my dude

by chunky111 June 7, 2022

Jones lag

The amount of time that it takes between Alex Jones having a conspiracy theory and it turning out to be right is known as Jones lag.

Alex told everyone about Epstein's pedo island, but the Jones lag took a few years.

by @mrkulci September 10, 2020

philip jones

a person who is allergic to everything

he just got a rash from sea food, he's a philip jones

by PORKIEZ January 29, 2019

Lea Naomi Jones

A black girl that is so fucking white that not only does she sound that way but she is beginning to

look that way, even smell that white.

Look at Lea Naomi Jones, she's so fucking white

by Jarshotgun December 3, 2014

Random Jones

(n) An insult used to describe someone who imparts an action that is deemed random through situational circumstances.

Person one: So we went to this party this weekend..
Person two: Girraffes!
Person one: Alright there Random Jones..

by Lou Desimone November 11, 2008

Jones

Being called a Jones means that your a terrible defender as in Phil Jones the terrible England and Manchester United defender

Your playing like Jones!!!
Your worse than Jones!!!

by Jermain Defoe 2.0 July 14, 2018