Darna Jones

Darna Jones is the greatest gift to human kind. She is an angel who lives on earth. She is a gem so precious and shes priceless.

If you have a Darna Jones your purpose in life is completed.

by Ding Dong Dantes January 25, 2022

Emma Jones

Emma is technically the most beautiful girl on planet earth, she to good 4 people thts y shes single, smart, NOT FUNNY AT ALL

Dude 1: Yo i was at school and i saw emma jones
Dude 2: yeah dude shes sooooooo hot

by -_xDamierx-_- January 26, 2022

a Jones

When you tell your wife you’re going out for one drink and disappear until the next morning.

Yeah dude, pulled a jones last night. Told the wifey I’d be back after the game. Next thing you know, I’m answering her call the next morning asking why I’m not home.

by BobbyBH January 30, 2022

Mo jones

fucking legend

MO is a short version of mo Jones

by fatty bom February 2, 2022

Jim Jones

The kind of guy that would be happy to see everyone he invited to his party, his circus, fall ill, or better yet dead (as would Bridget, the mouse living in his church encouraging outsiders to fight the locals for no reason).

Jim Jones was a boundless optimist, he was even optimistic about the bright future of the people he invited to Jonestown for his party/afterparty (his orgy) there. He was such a fun, exciting guy, not the kind of guy that would trample any rights people compromised or surrendered over to him, no way would he ever do something like that.

by The Original Agahnim February 3, 2022

Tyler jones

He do buy weed from the gas station never again

Tyler jones-Don’t never buy no weed from the gas station bro that shit get you fucked up

by Tylerjcj07 February 13, 2022

Jimothy Jones

Your dad who is secretly gay and straight. They like boys who dress like girls chained up to walls naked. They also like masculine girls who smack their ass.

Man Jimothy Jones

by JimothyJones October 6, 2021