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New Jersey Jackknife

When someone loses control of their car and bounces from wall to wall and back across to the other wall again.
Did you just see that Civic do the New Jersey Jackknife across the turnpike?
by LongIslandTom March 8, 2021
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Jersey Joe

Jersey Joe is an italian american born tiktok and instagram influencer. Born Joequavius J. Joseph, he is most known for his incredibly fucking stupid dance that he repeats over and over while simultaneously leeching off of the success of "The Costco Guys" also known as AJ & BigJustice andor "We Bring the Boom" by repeating those said "fucking stupid" dance moves. Joequavius is a curse and burden to all who happen to come across his hip gyrating, leg stomping, spinning shenanigans and should be moved along with the entire state of New Jersey to an island as close to Pyongyang as possible.
Jersey Joe's tiktok's make me uncomfortable.
by JerseyJoeLover January 8, 2025
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Jersey

Someone's name and phone number often used in flirtatious situations.
I was really feeling that girl from last night so you know I had to get her Jersey

I know we just met but I'm really enjoying your company. You should give me your Jersey, I'll call you tomorrow, and maybe we could go out sometime?
by Dzmusic September 8, 2014
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New Jersey Fart Missile

A sexual act where a man shoves a dildo backwards into his ass crack backwards and piles up farts so the pressure shoots it out like a rocket, then it shoots into a females mouth
My homeboy gave me a New Jersey Fart Missile and I enjoyed it very much
by New Jersey Homeboy October 14, 2025
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South Jersey Cum Toss

When one attempts to bust on a partners face, but ends up tossing the cum directly over the partner and onto the floor, bed, etc.
Sharqueshwa: "I was totally ready to take Jondineristh's load on my face, but he South Jersey Cum Tossed it and left me totally disappointed and with a stained mattress"
by American OG August 8, 2017
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jersey burner

When you titty fuck a chick and leave a shit stain on her stomach.
I was titty fucking this chick after I ate tacos and gave her a jersey burner
by Serluke145 July 28, 2014
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Jersey

A girl who is rather smart and nice, but can also be wild and lit. A person who has the name "Jersey" can think that she is ugly, when in truth everyone thinks she is beautiful.
Random boy: "Damn, that girl is wild!"
Random boy's friend: "Man, That's because her name is Jersey."
by Tardisofatimelord August 13, 2017
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