Jersey boy is a nickname for a teenage boy in the 15-18 age range who plays hockey with his dad and also wears a matthews jersey. Hence the name jersey boy.
Kendra: Hey look there is jersey boy
Alex: WHERE?
Kendra: He is wearing a matthews jersey and playing hockey with his dad
Alex: He is so cute.
Alex: WHERE?
Kendra: He is wearing a matthews jersey and playing hockey with his dad
Alex: He is so cute.
by ayucds1423 March 8, 2021
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by boogbagooa April 3, 2021
Get the Jersey Gang mug.When riding a girl doggy style, just before you cum, poke her sides with your fingers just above her hips. She will jerk and let out a squeak as you fill her full of goo.
Aww man I was riding this girl so hard last night and decided to try a Jersey Squeaker, you could hear that noise from the shore
by Tofi85 April 7, 2021
Get the Jersey Squeaker mug.When you Fill a CamelBak with Miller Lite, take a Bump of Booger Sugar in Asbury Park, run south down the boardwalk, take a dump in Belmar, and arrive in Beach Haven slam three Jäger-bombs, rent a jet ski and cruise down to Ocean City. Chug 3 local IPA’s of your choice and commandeer a Sightseer Tram. Puke and Rally in Any Wildwood. Arrive in Cape May all before you listen to the entire Album “Born in the U.S.A.” By Bruce Springsteen and finish your CamelBak.
Me the gents were listening to “The Boys Are Back in Town” and just decided to go crush a Jersey Triathlon. Woke up with jet ski keys in my pocket, not sure where the ski is.
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I was bored after we hooked up, so I gave her the New Jersey Window Washer and she almost knocked over my bookshelf.
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Get the New Jersey Window Washer mug.A township in Monmouth County, New Jersey that is home to spoiled white kids, an old abandoned water tower, and the person who wrote this shitty excuse of an article. Great for grocery shopping, but don’t expect anything else at Wegmans. Notable for being part of your drive to either the Monmouth Mall or Asbury Park. Another thing is that they like to get rid of things and don’t put anything in that spot. Like the forest, or that mansion next to the Jewish school. Also, OCEAN TOWNSHIP is landlocked.
“God damn Ocean Township, New Jersey traffic, I wanna go to Asbury Park but I’m gonna be stuck behind a Benny who drives like a kindergartner for 3 minutes!”
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