Peanut Butter and Jelly

When you shit so hard blood starts coming out of your ass.

Guy: Dude, last night I shit so hard I made a Peanut Butter and Jelly!

Guy: That's fucking disgusting.

by packtober April 14, 2022

Jelly

ˈjelē
noun
1.
a short form of 'jealous', a state in which someone is beyond envy
verb
1.
the action of inserting a flaccid penis, through jiggling, down a woman's throat, related to jamming

Chad: "I totally jelliedCynthia last night!"
Jake: "Noice jelly, my brotha!"

by Tyrantosaurus Rekt May 12, 2016

Jelly

Describing someone's body in a positive way : could also mean voluptuous, delicious etc.

Damn look at that jelly .

Have you seen her jelly? Mm

by doyoueveninternet April 10, 2017

Jelly Glove

When you take a latex/rubber glove, cover it in jelly, and shove it up someones ass.

Hey Tom, shut the hell up or ill Jelly Glove you.

by ThaOtherGuy December 22, 2010

I like jelly beans

What Arthur Morgan says as a response to Agent Milton

Agent Moron) "Five Thousand dollars for your head alone"

marthur Aorgan) "Want some jelly beans? I like jelly beans"

Agent Rice) "Enjoy your fishing, kid, While you still can"

by LightSwigger March 6, 2024

jelly!

something samir says when he makes a dunk in 2k.

*dunks in 2k*
samir: Jelly!

by Mnawabi October 21, 2018

Jelly-Legged Jayme

A female who kneels faster than she lies, and betrayal is her favorite position.

“I should’ve known better than to trust her — turns out she’s a total Jelly-Legged Jayme.”

by Helga Jane August 1, 2025