Monster Java

A drink so vile, i have attempted suicide every time that i think about it, even now

Woman: hey have you tried Monster Java? It is SO good

Man: honey, cut the shit and get me a pacific punch monster from the fridge

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

Thicc Java Moment

When you outsmart or outplay someone or something unintentionally or intentionally, but still seen as you did it correctly.

Jared changed his grade by editing the HTML of the website, what a thicc java moment

by Java Lava July 23, 2021

Fin / Java

An akutagawa obsessed emo fag that needs grammarly in his life DESPERATELY. But he’s also nice so he gets a pass <3

Fin / Java is and akutagawa obsessed EMO fag that needs grammarly. But he’s nice to me so I’ll pass him.

by lovevixii July 30, 2021

MINCE JAVELIN

Mans prized meat rod his penis.

Friend: "OI check out the hottie over the road over there"

Me: "I reckon I could throw my MINCE JAVELIN into her meat burrito from here"

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021

Jaxon javens

Jaxon is a wild spastic creature human test subject that escaped from his cage and has the erge to knock up boys not to be confused with a flog or retard but he is a special type of breed known as a autistic ranga, he usually likes to hang out around the "skatty bruz" or "the isbays ends g"

oi jaxon javens ya flog your a spastic

by bigdickdaddy69420<===========3 October 28, 2021

Coach javier escato

Makes us run sprints ,carries breifcase

Playes drake music during sprints ovr

11/10

Coach javier escato

by P_milling November 12, 2021

Derrick Javier

HOT HOT HOT! He is sexy loyal and all the girls love him. He is the best at basketball and is dating a girl at the moment and always pulls. Funny and even though it seems like he’s mean he’s a nice sweet person that’s underrated

Derrick Javier is a strong hot man that has many girls looking to date him but he’s already in a relationship and will wait because he’s loyal

by ZENDINZ November 20, 2021