You: Tom, quit talking to that 17 year old on the chair lift.
Tom: Nah man, gimme a minute, I'm about to pull a Ski J between moguls on the double black.
Tom: Nah man, gimme a minute, I'm about to pull a Ski J between moguls on the double black.
by skijsallround February 01, 2010
Someone who lacks the general personality to deserve a real nickname. The pew sound usually solicits an aggressive response from the J-Pew driving him into an angry rage.
person 1: hey J-Pew
person 2 (J-Pew): Ill fucking rape you with a handful of rusty corncob holders
person 1: PEW PEW PEW
person 2: RAWWRR
person 2 (J-Pew): Ill fucking rape you with a handful of rusty corncob holders
person 1: PEW PEW PEW
person 2: RAWWRR
by FilipinoDriftKing October 18, 2011
When a man loves his woman so much, he is willing to compromise on that day of the month. First, the dong is used to ravage her booty hole, and upon pulling out, the man's bell-end(penis head) is covered in a peanut butter substance. He then proceeds to mash his wanker into the jelly-filled period cooter, thus creating a perfect mashup of peanut butter and jelly in between two slices of ass.
My side piece has been on her period for the past week, but it's okay since I was able to make a delicious PB&J between her enormous bum cheeks.
by bell.end October 25, 2018
An absolute cretin of a being, with fucked up fingers and eyes, and isn’t a functional member of society. Should be put down Old Yeller style if you see him.
by BungusBorp February 12, 2019
He is a member of BTS he is just the sun in of its self and dancer raps and sings like an angel and has the looks of a bad wrecker
Nicknames: Hobi J-horse J-nope
Nicknames: Hobi J-horse J-nope
J-hope:*smiles*
Me:*blocks my face from J-hope ( sun ) though the screen*
Random person: who's that
Me:*shows the screen to her*
Random person: I think I'm blind now
Me:*pats shoulder*
Me:*blocks my face from J-hope ( sun ) though the screen*
Random person: who's that
Me:*shows the screen to her*
Random person: I think I'm blind now
Me:*pats shoulder*
by _Hobi_is_my_bias_ April 05, 2019
To spend a nice evening at home with oneself and your hand. A Jerk Date.
This term was coined by Pete Holms, the stand up comedian .
This term was coined by Pete Holms, the stand up comedian .
"Hey man, you wanna go see a movie tonight?"
"Nah, it's been a rough week. I'm just gonna take myself on a J Date and go to bed."
"Nah, it's been a rough week. I'm just gonna take myself on a J Date and go to bed."
by DK Garden March 31, 2018
these two may have been separated once but came back again stronger than ever. Usually one is talking to someone else at the time but with time anything can happen, if these two got together they would be a power couple 💑 with time anything can happen. If this is you and someone else give some time and see what happens
by isitasign October 18, 2020