Nut Allergy

In a man's case, having a nut allergy is to be homophobic. In contrast, a woman with a nut allergy is a lesbian.
1. Whats Nick's problem with Sebastian getting all touchy feely?

Dunno, he must have a nut allergy.

2. "Does she want to go to the prom with me?"

Nah, she can't cos of her nut allergy.
by el mas grande July 23, 2008
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Nut Cannon

a long erect cock ready to bust a nut on an unsuspecting female at any given time
Ahhh! Suck my nut cannon you whore! Ahhh! I busted a nut in your fucking face! Suck it bitch!
by Jurgen von Longcock June 03, 2012
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Stretch Nuts

1. A nick-name for an individual with an unsually large scrotum and/or testicles.
2. A nick-name for an idividual with an unusually pliable scrotum.
3. An endearing term for a good buddy.
4. A term used to describe a courageous individual.
"Wow," said Jill. "Jay has massive balls! No wonder they all call him 'Stretch Nuts'!"

All the girls called Jay 'Stretch Nuts' because he could stretch his sack the whole way around his kneecaps.

"Hey Stretch Nuts! Let's have a beer guzzling contest!"

"Man! That Jay is a real stretch nuts. He's got huge balls! Certainly not a nutless wonder like Bill..."

"Certainly it is known that Testiclese, the hero of ancient Grecian lore, had a massive ball sack. He was often referred to as 'Stretch Nuts' by his closest commrades at arms; not only because of his courage, but also because of his ample scrotum."

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'Testiclese and other Stretch Nuts of Ancient Mythology;

The lore of the heroic Scrotum in Western Europe'
by Stretch-nuts McPoop-knuckle January 15, 2012
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Nut Porch

A phrase used to describe a place to park ones balls on another's chin during the act of a Hum Hum
you never know who you might find on Mikes nut porch
by Iamthebrokeback February 25, 2011
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Buckle Nut

Unpleasant, often painful condition incurred when a man accidentally gets one testicle caught in his belt buckle.
Tim rocked an ill testicular torsion from his buckle nut.
by Rash Kendar January 30, 2009
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nut hugger

1. (noun) men's shorts that are so form-fitting around the crotch that they actually hug the nuts to the point of delineating the testicles for all to ridicule.
2. (noun) a male who likes to put his arms around the testicles of another man.
1. Yo! Are you a fag? Then why are you wearingn nut huggers?
2. Dude, that guy likes you. He is definitely a nut hugger.
by Jorge April 02, 2003
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busted nuts

To Accidentally Hit Your Balls Really Hard.
Hey Tony I Saw The Funniest Shit, Some Guy Was Grinding Down A Rail On A Skateboard And Fell Off And Busted Nuts.
by Adrew Barron October 29, 2006
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