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Roswell Atomic Iron Smelter

A very sexual act that is only performed by lesbians. You first have you and your partner to take 3 kilograms each of cocaine 12 hours before the act. Once done you must obtain an industrial size iron ore smelter powered by uranium. Next both girls should defecate into a nuclear waste container filled with plutonium 239 and 100 sticks of TNT in a lead container with a fuse on the outside. They then should prepare a funnel just large enough for a dildo to fit through. Once the faeces have covered the plutonium you then should proceed to take some M&M's covered in petrol. Combine the radioactive plutonium faeces and petrol covered M&M's in a large plastic bucket. Begin the act by inserting 3 large pieces of iron ore into the smelter and turning it to full. Soak the dildo in arsenic and insert strap end into vagina. The funnel should then be stuffed with some of the radioactive plutonium faeces with petrol soaked M&M's. Begin by inserting funnel into the receivers anus. Then the two should jump into the iron ore smelter when the iron has completely melted. The other person with the dildo should fuck the other persons anus with the funnel in it. The lead container with the TNT should have the fuse lighted and thrown into the smelter. Then a B2 stealth bomber should fly overhead and drop 2 nuclear warheads onto the smelter while the dildo and M&M's combust along with the TNT at the same time as the nuclear warheads drop onto the smelter.
General: Colonel, how was the top secret nuclear project?
Colonel: Yeah, we gave it a twist by doing the Roswell Atomic Iron Smelter.
General: Donald Trump could definitely use that on North Korea!
by AWP_69analmaster69_AWP July 30, 2019
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omnisexual_waffle_iron

some crazy omnisexual ambiamorous non-binary person that likes camp camp and cheese fries
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person 2: yeah they’re posting a thirst trap of david from camp camp
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Bite the iron

To be murdered or slain in a vicious manner.
"That sodding berk's gonna bite the iron if he tries bobbing a mafia don."
by Zed Numar July 18, 2021
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forged with iron

A noun has something iron in/on it, but it's from smithing.
Guy 1: "My blade in World of Warcraft is forged with iron!"
Guy 2: "I don't even play that game, dipshit."
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Punching an iron golem with a flower will give you a diamond! This wonderful fact is from grians video "Wholesome ways to mess with your friends in minecraft" this addition was added in 1.17.1!
Grian: hey bigb did you know if you punch an iron golem with a flower it will give you a diamond?!

Bigb: no I did not know that Punching an iron golem with a flower will give you a diamond
by MylesFromTomorrowland June 17, 2022
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Non-Heme Iron

Iron which isn't as easily absorbed In the bloodstream as Heme Iron and is generally found in plant based foods such as lentils, nuts, seeds, beans, spinach and potatoes with skin. You may also find Non-Heme Iron in fortified breakfast cereals.
Non-Heme Iron doesn't absorb as easily as Heme Iron, so you're best off recieving your daily dose of Iron from meats (particularly red meat) if you're concerned with your daily Iron intake.
by UltimateDoge September 1, 2022
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