A blanket responce to any question you do not wish to answer.
However, there are some cases where it will not work, which is shown in the second example.
However, there are some cases where it will not work, which is shown in the second example.
Bloke 1, "Did you just press that big red button that says do not press?"
Bloke 2, "Half past two!"
Bloke 1, "What!? (head explodes due to confusion)"
Nagging Mother, "When are you going to get yourself a job and stop pissing your life away?"
Son, "Half past two."
Bloke 2, "Half past two!"
Bloke 1, "What!? (head explodes due to confusion)"
Nagging Mother, "When are you going to get yourself a job and stop pissing your life away?"
Son, "Half past two."
by Pat June 18, 2006
Get the half past twomug. One has a half-life crisis the night before a large project or a big test is coming up the next day in ones Chemistry class.
Man, I'm stupid! Why did I ever take AP Chemistry? I've already exposed myself to 7 different types of radiation, and this project is due before I can go in for treatment! Pretty soon, I won't have a half-life crisis, I'll have a no-life crisis!
by Noah Anderson December 28, 2005
Get the Half-Life crisismug. A dick ‘n a half isn’t a dick sewed onto half a dick. It’s actually a term for a dick so large, it transcends time and space. If you tell someone to suck a dick ‘n a half. It means you are telling them that they are the biggest cuck known in all of the multiverse.
by TheToppestBottom October 2, 2019
Get the dick ‘n a halfmug. With the CDC mask requirements relaxed and state mask mandates repealed, there is surprise, shock and even horror as people begin to experience the actual full-facial appearance of people they've met during the pandemic.
Whoa Nellie! These are some of the most ugly fuckers I've ever seen; pretty eyes, but Damn!
Yeah, a bottom-half reveal can be shocking. It's not too late to file for an annulment.
Yeah, a bottom-half reveal can be shocking. It's not too late to file for an annulment.
by YAWA May 25, 2021
Get the bottom-half revealmug. by DBG Dan December 12, 2016
Get the Half ass cuntmug. A time when one feels it most polite to retire to a quiet space for a half hour slumber.
A short rejuvenating snooze.
A short rejuvenating snooze.
Corporal: "Sir, the Germans are advancing on our front lines as we speak"
Captain: "How long do we have, old boy?"
Corporal: "Just under an hour, sir"
Captain: "Not to worry, my good man, Ill still have time for A Gentleman's Half Hour in that case, before the battle"
Captain: "How long do we have, old boy?"
Corporal: "Just under an hour, sir"
Captain: "Not to worry, my good man, Ill still have time for A Gentleman's Half Hour in that case, before the battle"
by HonourandIntegrity November 29, 2019
Get the A Gentleman's Half Hourmug. THE TIME OF DAY WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU SHOULD ALREADY BE DRINKING, USUALLY EARLY EVENING. (SHORTLY AFTER BEER BEER THIRTY)
by MuseOne March 29, 2010
Get the HALF PAST BEERmug.