fat pig

a girl who is really fat and is a messy eater

dude do you see that fat pig over there?
yea man, she needs to wash her face and table

by greenbeans December 22, 2020

Fat Baldy

One that has had and still has a lifelong career planned out for him in the Microbyte. He has a liking for birds as well as spending his evenings playing with Pam and her five sisters while drinking numerous bottles of buckie and messing with narcotics. Also has an obsession with Claire!

Location:Microbyte (Claire is standing in sandwich queue)
Fat Baldy pokes Claire.
Fat Baldy: "Alright wee lass?"
Claire: "Yeah, I'm good thanks"
Fat Baldy: "Why don't you and your pals fire through to Livvy some weekend for a few bevvies?"

by Gastonator January 17, 2008

Fat Porn

A form of pornography involving highly obese men and women usually performing a quite unusual seemingly satanical ritual such as forcing excess flabber into certain constricted areas of their own or someone elses body. Many times lubricants can be consumed by being mistaken for grease from McDonalds. Fat Porn is known to involve men with extreme chodes that are capable of mysterious feats

In other words: FAT PEOPLE HAVING DIRTY FAT SEX.

Stop looking at FAT PORN you twisted freak!

by levbien March 26, 2004

Sex Fat

The kind of fat that is on a girl around her mid waist which makes her not skinny but not fat. Its the kinda fat you want to fuck. Used like in the phrase "more cushion for the pushin' " without the girl being incredibly fat or unsexy

Also called FF for Fuck Fat.

Dan: you man, i want a girl, but all the hoes 'round here are all anerexic fuckers.

Zack: Dude, what 'bout Ellena?

Dan: Isn't she kinda heavy?

Zack: Naw man, i tapped that last week. Its All Sex Fat.

Dan: gotta love the FF.

by SecretJustin February 6, 2008

fat-e

a big fucking queer who lives in hamilton, ohio

fat-e, suck my dick you faggot

by beavis March 17, 2003

fat slap

The sound caused by fat slapping against eachother when two fat people have sexual intercourse.

There was some serious fat slapping going on in the bunk next to me at fat camp.

by Ashleigh Bennett February 16, 2006

fat ho

A creature similar to a woman in that she is able to produce small humaoid creatures when mated with a drunken male. The drunkenness is a vital part of this procedure as this creature would not normally be approached for reasons other than curiosity.

Used in a sentence: Dat po dude got crunk and hooked up wit dat fat ho. Now he hu baby daddy.

by longforcali July 12, 2006