Fuck Puck 

A person you see as ready and willing to engage in a sexcapade.

Anyone you see who instantly arouses your sexual interest and/or desire.

A person you randomly meet who you wish to have a one-night stand with.

This guy I work with sees all female customers as a fuck puck

Fuck Puck by bludiamondgirl April 30, 2009

fuck me sideways with a chainsaw 

referring to someone who is really screwed. just a bigger emphasis on how fucked they are.

this is far from a good thing, if you couldn't tell by the name.

mother; "we're going to visit your grandparents tomorrow! yay!"
daughter; "fuck me sideways with a chainsaw."

fuck me sideways with a chainsaw by josie minus the pussycats June 29, 2011

Fuck blinder 

When going to Atlantic City. The person your with is so pent up and horny that you screw for mutliple hours. Then attempt to walk around the casino only to walk in circles as if you had "blinders" on.

When attempting to navigate your way to AC, you continously get lost and end up in Philadelphia because you have your Fuck Blinders on. When your mind is distracted by images and smells of "fucking". All leading you to crazy comments such as, "Let'sgo make some babies".

Fuck blinder by The original Fuck Blinder November 27, 2011

Fuck Tuk 

It means Fuck Tukwila. Fuck kids from Foster High School or any Tukwila Niggas.

Fuck Tuk Nigga. Fuck Tuk

Fuck Tuk by ttilxga January 25, 2019

fuck me gently with a chainsaw 

First used (?) in "Heathers" http://imdb.com/title/tt0097493/ , probably more close to meaning "well, I'll be damned" or "Well, kiss my ass".

Heather Chandler: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?

fuck me gently with a chainsaw by OldFart77 December 9, 2008

Fuck all 

Absolutely nothing at all, the most extreme degree of nothing.

Sol: No, it's a moissanite.
Bad Boy Lincoln: A what-a-nite?
Sol: A moissanite is an artificial diamond, Lincoln. It's Mickey Mouse, man. Spurious. Not genuine. And it's worth... Fuck all.

(From the movie "Snatch")

Fuck all by Rajiv Kumar Singh Oi July 29, 2008

fuck you you fucking fuck 

1. extreme diss
2. direct and to the point
3. abrupt end to a phonecall

hey joey.. fuck you you fucking fuck..

fuck you you fucking fuck by TripD + Sweat January 17, 2008