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Tiny egg roll

Super small penis, usually owned by someone of Asian heritage
"Did you have sex with Sonny?" "Hellll no! He's got a tiny egg roll!"
by Pickle Smash May 27, 2013
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Egg Salad

The resultant mush that occurs in a woman's body upon witnessing an ovulation-inducing child of christ-like cuteness.
"Did you see that picture mesh of Zach Braff and Donald Faison, making their perfect dream progeny?"
"Yeah, I made egg salad instantly"
by Shocka_celia March 5, 2015
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egg shyyt sneeze

egg shyyt sneeze When some one sneezes and it sounds like they said, "egg-shyyt" instead of ah-choo…
egg shyyt sneeze Ah, ah ah ...Egg-Shyyt!! ...

!!!"
by brainstorm June 14, 2015
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gooch egg

A turd.
by Durdentyler69 October 22, 2015
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Egg Smasher

Taken from the quote "don't put all your eggs in one basket"

An egg smasher is a guy or girl that spends there time keeping in contact and flirting with people in relationships, causing turmoil and chaos for the couple, he/she then attacks when the person is most emotional causing the relationship to become unfixable.
Egg Smasher: I found another egg last week she's coming close to cracking.
by SanishPoe November 3, 2015
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Fried Egg Nipples

Dark nipples which look to have overtaken a breast and remind you of your breakfast. Most common of Middle Eastern tits.
"Jesus Sally, I didn't expect to find you had fried egg nipples".

Fried egg nipples tend to remind me of mothers, they don't turn me on.
by Neilwarri November 9, 2015
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making egg salad

A 3way between you, your boyfriend, and your girlfriend from high school.
Man, I had a weird dream last night. Ty, Laura, and I were all together, making egg salad.
by Micky Hawk November 9, 2015
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