David Time

When you spend all your money on a flight to Wisconsin to link with underaged E girl

You: Hey where’s David
Jack: Oh he’s in Wisconsin
You: Guess it must be David Time

by JackPavlick December 17, 2021

David Bloomer

Raised by a pack of savage Asians, David Bloomer is a closet gayman that roller skates around the parking lot of the PC. More times than not, you can find a David Bloomer sipping some nasty ass concoction of herbs and roots while contemplating the philosophy of philosophy.

Look at this little David Bloomer looking mofo on roller blades drinking a matcha tea......

by Shrimpin Aint EZ September 8, 2022

David Trusca

David is the sweetest, most kindhearted and not to mention the most handsome guy you will meet. His heart is so pure and he cares for others’ feelings so much. He is one of the rarest types of people you will meet in your lifetime. I can guarantee you there’s no other person like him. If you’re feeling down, he will always make you feel better.

Amanda: I wish I had a David Trusca in my life

Kyle: Not to brag, but I bagged one. He’s the biggest quock ever and I love him.

by davidisasexymf June 9, 2023

David Hasselhoff

Very magnetic! Germans are supposed to be OBSESSED with him but really don’t know who he is.

Randomperson#1: “hey Roman did you get the science worksheet done?”
Roman: “yeah I did”
Randomperson#1: “can you help me?”
Roman: “yeah sure! Under non-magnetic I put underwear and, under magnetic I put David Hasselhoff!”
Randomperson#1 “why?”
Roman: “no homo”

by Thebuffestboi November 9, 2018

David Hirsch

He is your weird English teacher. He loves puns and hates when you sneeze in his class. David will make fun of you in class and not feel bad about it. He also has an odd grading scale and “doesn’t believe in percentages”. He has retired from teaching and freshmen will never have to go through his English class again.

Wow, you’re such a David Hirsch.

by A Tale of Two Cities July 27, 2019

david price

All the hair, all the time, in your mouth, in your eyes

Damn, that girl David Price'n!

by itsalways420somwehere February 25, 2019

David Irving

Holocaust denying douche, who used that fact that he is a historian as a shield to deny he was, and still is a neo-nazi, actually sued someone, who stated he was a holocaust denier, he lost the case. Now is in prison in Austria, for stating the Holocaust is a lie.

Oh and he was a big supporter of apartheid in South Africa.

David Irving is now in Prison, I hope he enjoys his shower buddies.

by SiD Hawth October 17, 2006