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cool hand luke 

to masturbate excessively whilst listening to electronic music
that goateed mutha fucker sure likes to cool hand luke - i saw him at tower records the other day with his arm in a sling
Related Words

Cool Beans 

Another way of describing that something is groovy.
NIGGA':"I'm going to teh supermarket, cracka'!"

CRACKA':"Cool beans, nigga'."
Cool Beans by WAHLBERGER September 25, 2010

Cool Cat 

A person who travels in a group of extremely annoying people who constantly make noise and hit each other to try and impress any nearby females.
Male 1: "Man, Im about to go punch that Cool Cat in the face. Im so tired of him yelling."
Male 2: "I know, he is pissing me off really bad."
Male 3: "What a faggot."
Cool Cat by Rampage319 January 26, 2011

cool story bro 

A phrase used by awesome men with 7in.+ penis' and meant to be used when women talk about long boring stories when trying to watch football or doing something more important.

Also, used towards men when their annoying.

-Can also be used with "nope sorry" in context.
Girl: "Omg today was the worst day! i spilled coffee on my shirt!"
Guy: "Cool story bro"

Girl:"Stop playing cod and listen to me about my day!"
Guy: nope sorry...but cool story bro.

Girl:"I love you"
Guy:"cool story bro"
cool story bro by Blueboy7thst November 14, 2011

cool cat 

somebody who thinks they are cool and is really just a loser, or somebody who knows they are a loser and shows it.... so pretty much just a loser.
Homey 1: The guy's a pretty cool cat!
Homey 2: Ya, pretty fuckin cool...
Homey 1: Let's beat him up.
Homey 2: :)
cool cat by Blue-J May 23, 2006

cool story bro 

meaning

we don't really care, please shutup.

originated at south sydney high school from a certain matthew holiday.

Unless you are him or italian, don't even try to claim it.
cool story bro by yehmancoolstory December 5, 2010