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Chode

Chode
FrankTheTank is an insipid chode.
by TankDestroyer June 1, 2018
mugGet the Chodemug.

Chode Mode

A sexual act where 5 wide males whip out their small penises and take the middle school lunch lady and go and serve them some creamy mac and cheese.
My wife came home last night late from the school. Hoping the chode mode went smoothly!
by chodiebrodie January 16, 2023
mugGet the Chode Modemug.

Chode

One who believes they are in a position of relative importance, but in all actuality nobody gives a shit about what they do. Taking all day to accomplish the simplest of tasks on a special Olympic level, a chode makes simple conversations and quick stories last for what seems like hours. Simple logistics are made complicated by setting aside all rational thinking. A chode will spend hours chatting up the opposite sex to make one’s self appear to be respected and appreciated. A vast array of prescription medications is taken by a chode multiple times a day sometimes in manners straying from the prescribed method resulting in a foggy sense of awareness.
Look at that Chode in that red shirt talking to that firewatch. What a Chode!!
by Glitterdragon420 September 18, 2020
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Over-Chode

Not as short, but just as thick.
Nifty loves to play with his over-chode all day long pretending its a great big schlong.
by No Cure for Stupid People January 7, 2023
mugGet the Over-Chodemug.

Chode

1. To some, a hideous cock that’s wider than it is long
2. To others, a normal cock that’s limping back down after it stood up for a bit
3. To a few who don’t know that “gooch” and “taint” are already words (or who are simply chodes themselves), the gooch and taint

4. To all the rest, the editor in chief of any broadly trafficked niche industry / hobby fandom website who props themselves / their sites up as if they’re somehow torchbearers of free speech, but really they’re just enabling and normalizing and applaud blatantly racist, transphobic, homophobic, xenophobic, misogynist, and just all-around generally fascist language while shutting down anyone with a lick of sense
@Jeca on Fragrantica dot com is such a fucking chode.
by The Chodester June 8, 2023
mugGet the Chodemug.

chode

A very small flacid penis. (noun)

Most prevalent in asian and greek ethnic groups.
"Look at this fuckin guy... ridin' his harley,overcompensating for his comical chode... bet hi ol' lady s had more fun with her pinky finger."
by Altman be praised August 26, 2014
mugGet the chodemug.

Dubai chode

The act of getting sued for the dumbest thing possible
Freddie and Levi just got Dubai choded for taking a picture
by Blmario October 10, 2025
mugGet the Dubai chodemug.

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