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Chinese Swamp Water

The putrid pussy juice of a back water Chinese fishermans wife.
'Man I cant wait to boil my chicken in that Chinese swamp water'
by Cactus? April 28, 2024
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chinese mormon

a person of asian descent that is dressed in a fashionable manor
Kids, look at all of the chinese mormons over there!
by pesky-panda55 April 27, 2025
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Chinese Helmet

A very small dick.

A penis that has no shaft, just a head.
That dude in the hangover 2 was sporting a Chinese Helmet.
by afoxinthehole January 21, 2012
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Chinese Lockdown

A form of lockdown employed by a government to reduce the spread of an infectious disease, where fully armed Type 99 main battle tanks (MBT) along with an handful of extremely aggressive infantry soldiers park directly outside your doorstep. This method guarantees the elimination of the disease in the areas employed, with overkill.
Yeah man, Bojo should've done a chinese lockdown, not any of this sissy shit.
by Chairman Mao Enthusiast August 23, 2021
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Chinese tennis

Tennis but you can’t see the ball
Jun: where da ball!?
Mei: I don’t know man where da ball? this is some Chinese tennis shit!
by Xerts March 5, 2022
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Chinese Thunderroll

When a man porks a women, eats her like shrimp fried rice, then porks her again.
Last weekend Justin gave me the Chinese thunderroll!
by Why must I do this July 20, 2019
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