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Chinese Snorlax

1. A Pokémon from the Chinese-language version of Pokémon Leaf Green version.

2. A Chinese person that’s obese.
1. Person A: I just caught a Chinese Snorlax.
Person B: How did you catch a Chinese Snorlax?
Person A: I play the Chinese version of Pokémon Leaf Green version for the Gameboy Advance.

2. Person A: There’s this Chinese person that eats a lot and he also kept complaining it’s too far for him to walk to class. He’s also very big. He’s obese. He has to go to the Big & Tall section in JCPenney to buy his clothes.

Person B: Wow! Chinese Snorlax.
by Redfire52 December 18, 2023
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chinese thunderdoodle

When having sex doggy style with a Chinese girl and when trying to talk dirty, she barks and farts (or sharts) straight on to you
Person 1: “Dude how was last night, she was a mad cute asian”
Person 2: “The sex was fire until she turned into a Chinese thunderdoodle”
by Adam and Jake March 20, 2019
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Chinese Straw Bending

(N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.
“Any of you guys for a round of Chinese straw bending?”
by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018
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Chinese Thunder Cunt

when you throw somthing as hard as you can and watch it explode.
Dave: dude you totally Chinese Thunder Cunted that stupid fucking baby
Kurt: thanks it was mind blowing finding out how open minded that baby was
by no head cobain April 25, 2025
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Chinese

A meme that is tje reason why the PaRappa The Rapper fandom needs to stop.
CHINESE
CHINESE
CHINESE
CHINESE
ANYTHING GOES EVEN CHINESE
by Ametislady December 2, 2018
mugGet the Chinesemug.

chinese

Retarded people who claims that Taiwan, Mongolia, Hong Kong, and every country in Asia should be ruined by the CCP.
They also create Wuhan virus and spread it out to the world.
Kid: hey there's a Chinese over there.
Mom: watch out! he's probably a CCP spy, let's call the police to gangbang him.
Cops: on our way.
by china-dog-wuhan-virus February 21, 2024
mugGet the chinesemug.

chinese blue balls

When you've been craving Chinese food and your friend promises she'll go with you.... then bails.
Grace and I had been planning on going to PF Changs for months. When we finally picked a date she ghosted me! Now I'm stuck with Chinese blue balls!
by Bootywatchin June 16, 2017
mugGet the chinese blue ballsmug.

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