Bro-dip

Any woman who has been with more than 2 male members of the same social group. (Because being with 2 happens sometimes under respectful circumstances). The more bros she fucks the more bro-dippish she becomes.

You hear that Sara Hart sucked off seven guys last weekend? Yeah she totally set the record for bro-dip

by BeauxZough December 9, 2013

Bro, record this

A phrase spoken (usually by a young male) before doing or attempting something so exceedingly stupid, that it has to be recorded in the event that the person attempting it gets seriously injured/death occurs

"Bro, record this"
*Proceeds to jump off a building into a kiddie pool

by huiopdjrt6 January 23, 2015

The Revolution of Bro

The most significant revolution, followed by the American Revolution and the French Revolution.

"bro can you remember those times before the Revolution of Bro"
"bro those were the dark ages"
"bro"
"bro"

by bethannswagmoney March 7, 2015

thot bro

Your nigga that gets all the ratchet ass,ugly hoes but tries to make you feel like you have no bitches

Terry is such a thot bro. He thinks because he eat all that fishy coochie, that he can tell me my pull game weak.

by Thatfunnynigga May 26, 2015

bro-watch

The act of watching a previously recorded movie, TV show or sporting event with your friends when you each remain in your own homes and synchronize your DVDs to play simultaneously.

Simon: Are you going over to Nick's place to watch last night's game with him?
John: Nah, we both recorded it, I'm gonna stay home and we're gonna bro-watch it.

by Ike Stockton July 20, 2015

bro tiara

The wearing of one's sunglasses (usually Oakley or SPY) on the upper forehead/hairline instead of covering the eyes

"When Ryan comes inside, he never puts his sunglasses in their case, he wears his Oakley Gascans on his head like they're a bro tiara"

by goodbyeplease July 23, 2015

Bro Brain

An extremely communicable disease found in hat stores catering only to the finest bro headwear and other bro paraphernalia. More severe cases include the addition of bright and oversized headphones to secure the diseased hat and transmit the illness to others. The physical manifestations of this disease lead to the patient's head tilting back and chin pointing in the air, like they just don't care.

Symptoms of this disease include but are not limited to:
-a sudden repulsion of women and female themed items
-unruly and overgrown hair on or around the neck
-attempts to "bro out" with other males (regardless of species)
-secludes self in a place referred to as a "man cave"
-loud proclamations of friendliness to women (since it conflicts with the first symptom, it creates confusion for the friends and family of the affected)

To avoid this disfiguring disease, keep an eye out for hat stores with overt bro symbols and customs (such as hats up to the ceiling and bright stickers on the bill of the hat). Also, never trade hats with someone exhibiting these symptoms due to the highly contagious nature of Bro Brain.

Cures for this affliction are being researched, however at this time no cure or vaccine is available.

"Oh dear, that poor young man seems to have caught bro brain."
"Well darn! My date started out friendly, but then I noticed the hair growths around his neck, bro customs, the frathole shirt, and knew he had Bro Brain."

by hydra-phobia August 29, 2015