Bitches

A Mythical being that is impossible to get nor find especially by someone like you

"No bitches? "

by Rude af August 10, 2023

bitches

something you will never have....

-yo dude
-you have no bitches

by breadaces October 31, 2023

Bitches

Something you don’t want to get, a type of sickness people use in India

Joe: I have this wierd sickness! I can’t feel my ass! Help me Bob!

Bob: that’s a sickness, called “bitches” do worry! It’s really bad! Worry so much your head comes off! you ate an important part of your insides! You only get it if you ate someone from India or eat your insides in India! Worry!

by IHopeYouWakeUpWithAWarmPillow November 2, 2023

bitches

women who fuck a lot of men

yo, you got some bitches

by dicsucker December 17, 2023

Bitches

Something you niggas not getting

Marquis be having all the bitches

by Mstacxkz December 24, 2023

bitches

A slang word for the drug methamphetamine/meth

Guy: Yo you got any bitches for sale?
Dealer: nah man I’m all sold out of bitches.

by Jaylan55 January 27, 2024

bitchertation

a long and/or angry rant that you didn't ask to listen to

etymology:

bitch (verb- to complain)
+
dissertation (noun- lengthy research paper with citations)
=
bitchertation

Giving advice to a new coworker: "Watch out for Tina- don't get trapped into conversations with her. One time, I just asked how her day was going and spent the rest of my lunch period listening to a bitchertation about kids nowadays"

After Terry's fifteen-minute long bitchertation against Taylor Swift and green M&Ms, the interviewer decided that this person is not a good candidate for the open position of town librarian

by PajamaSutra February 8, 2024