A limp biscuit is the mathematical term for an infinity shaped curve, commonly misunderstood as a lemniscate. It has been rumored that the band Limp Bizkit got their name from the idea of being infinite, so they wanted to use the mathematical term for the symbol. But sadly the creators of Limp Bizkit did not have the greatest spelling skills and the word biscuit was misspelled in their name. The term limp biscuit originated from Jacques Bernoulli back in 1694.
Person 1: "What do you want your team name to be?"
Person 2: "Limp Biscuit!"
Person 1: "What did you say? Lemniscate?"
Person 2: "Limp Biscuit!"
Person 1: "What did you say? Lemniscate?"
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by Silly Bill February 10, 2010
Get the whisker biscuit mug.Them Limp Bizkit phonies can't even spell the name of their own band. It is spelt +Wank Biscuit+, you assface.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 4, 2003
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After a night of pubs, clubs and gigs, one might find themselves craving hobnobs, or chocolate digestive biscuits, or chocolate caramel digestive biscuits in the early hours of the morning, often on the journey home. Biscuiting participants will usually be traveling on foot, but may find a willing driver to complete the mission. note - The verb is 'To go biscuiting', not 'To biscuit'
After a night of pubs, clubs and gigs, one might find themselves craving hobnobs, or chocolate digestive biscuits, or chocolate caramel digestive biscuits in the early hours of the morning, often on the journey home. Biscuiting participants will usually be traveling on foot, but may find a willing driver to complete the mission. note - The verb is 'To go biscuiting', not 'To biscuit'
After making it home from London to Brighton, the boys went biscuiting in the nearest available 24 hour petrol station, hoping to satisfy the post gig hunger with a packet of Rich Teas, and fuel the remaining journey home.
by Captain Mischief December 2, 2007
Get the biscuiting mug.The ending statement of a pointless arguement. Often times used to prevent further crying or more wet clothes (caused by an over night stay in the yard). Can be repeated numerous times to clarify that that is the END of the fight.
Her: This is a dumb argument! I just stopped to get rubbing alcohol!
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Him: Which is about as important as telling me you got biscuits.
Her: ... They dont have biscuits...
Him: Of course they do, they're in the isle marked B for Biscuit.
Her: B, for biscuit?
Him: B for biscuit!
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Him: Which is about as important as telling me you got biscuits.
Her: ... They dont have biscuits...
Him: Of course they do, they're in the isle marked B for Biscuit.
Her: B, for biscuit?
Him: B for biscuit!
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