Buttered biscuits

When a guy cums into his hands and smears his jizz on a girl's/guy's ass.

"Yo, did you bang that chick last night?"
"Yeah, man. And when I was finished, I gave her some buttered biscuits."

*High five*

by Jizzem McGinty October 30, 2013

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Whisker Biscuit

The act of one unleashing a meaty fart in their pet's face, causing said pet to relentlessly lick their whiskers in order to savor the flavor.

My cat grey licks his lips when he's about to receive a whisker biscuit, especially on taco night.

by Bobknob69 July 27, 2015

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Double Decker Biscuit

Someone who says they are over weight in a joking manner.

"I'm not fat, I'm a Double Decker Biscuit."

by TomHemy2020 January 15, 2020

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twiggle them biscuits

When one puts both hands upon another's buttocks, grasping each butt cheek - one in each hand - rubbing them vigorously in wild motions; Most often performed by males to females. Males often squat behind the female subject to gain full presentation of the buttocks at face level, grabbing the butt cheeks from underneath, which offers a more firm grip on the female's rump.

"Girl I'm gunna twiggle them biscuits." "Twiggle them biscuits baby!!!!" Interchangeable with Twiggle your biscuits.

by BeardedRaconteur November 14, 2020

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biscuit down a hallway

The biscuit represents a penis and the hallway represents the enormous asshole. Usually due to the fact that the man or woman has had many many sexual partners which has stretched the anus walls to the size of a "hallway".

Having sex with Chris is like throwing a biscuit down a hallway. I don't know how anyone can make gravy from this.

by BewbADHD April 07, 2016

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