Top Balls

Top balls is when something is of high quality. It's the opposite of when you would sigh "oh balls" in disgust.

I've done so much for this guy. He owes me. His gift had better be Top Balls.

by flapjackfaceslap December 2, 2016

Evil Ball

A corporate or political deal that evades all moral and ethical principles in search of profit.

Disney played Evil Ball with copyright law so Mickey Mouse wouldn't enter the public domain.

by ClimbingTheLog May 8, 2008

Balls scale

The scale ranging from balls times 1 to balls times ten that determines how bad a current situation is.

Ryan: Somebody ate all of our chicken!
Brandon: Balls times 7!!
Ryan:That's pretty high on the Balls scale.

by Rmilkman October 20, 2008

Ball Waves

Ball waves appear when your beating off and your nutsack tightens up, producing a rippling effect on the exterior surface. The appearance is that of ripples and waves as found in the ocean, only they're on your gonads instead.

Dude, this chick had me wound so tight, I gotz da ball waves.

by Goatblasterman September 12, 2009

Troll balls

Vape smoke hitting your face like little troll balls. Phew..phew

Quit blowing you troll balls into my face Chase!!!

by SP1031 July 2, 2017

ball bat

a big cigar filled with marijuana

That nigga rolled a big ball bat.

by Yung Jay of tha 3.C.G.z June 25, 2009

peach balls

When a dude's nut sack is tightened as to look like a tennis ball or, a peach.

Dude....your peach balls are hot !
Ginger guys always have an awesome pink peach.

by low hangers November 24, 2013