National Boyfriend day

on august 3rd it’s national boyfriend day!!! yay

girlfriend: do you know w what today is?
boyfriend: what?
girlfriend: national boyfriend day!

by singlelifebestlife August 2, 2020

National give your boyfriend head day

National Boyfriend Day is April 19. This is a day to show appreciation your boyfriend and make him feel special. Love him by really showing how much you love him.

Happy national give your boyfriend head day baby, now come over here.

by Michael Robinson April 19, 2023

Kiss your boyfriend day

This day you got to kiss your boyfriend. It is on the 14th or December

Gf: kisses bf randomly.

Bf: oh it is kiss your boyfriend day isn't it?

by The goat yeaaa December 13, 2022

National bully boyfriends day

On the 28 november

You get to bully your boyfriend or your bestfriends boyfriend

Girlfriend: guess what day it is

Boyfriend: oh no
Bestfriend: oh yes
Girlfriend: national bully boyfriends day!

by Dr. Dates November 25, 2021

Boyfriend

According to my daughter he is the sweetest guy known to mankind.
to me...
He's my next target

Daughter: Daddy...
Dad: Yes sweety?
Daughter: I have a boyfriend
Dad: ...
Dad: Let me get my shotgun and we'll go visit him.

by READIT!!! March 3, 2018

ex boyfriend

an ex boyfriend is someone you hang out with and get peer pressured to have sex with.

an ex boyfriend says I love you an texts you back later saying my bad it was just in the moment.

an ex boyfriend breaks up with you because you didn't want to give him head

an ex boyfriend gets what he deserves by smoking to much weed and getting erectile dysfunction now nobody want him.

my ex boyfriend is a cunt and a absolute dick

by r.i.v May 8, 2023

Boyfriends.

A dogshit webtoon comic for fujoshis that fetishizes mlm

In the webtoon, Boyfriends, there’s the goth emo gaymer boy, the annoying rich blond prep tsundere, a creepy uwu pastel nerd cringefest, and the jock who’s the only tolerable character. All they’re all in a polygamy relationship and the way they interact with each other is cringe the only pair that’s tolerable is prep x jock.

Hailey: Hey! Have you read Boyfriends. Webtoon? It’s amazing you should read it!
Sara: I heard the creator said the n word and drew porn of irl people who are minors but go off I guess.
Hailey: OMG NO HE APOLOGIZED SHUT UP HOMOPHOBE!!!

by Fuzik Void February 28, 2022