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half past two

A blanket responce to any question you do not wish to answer.
However, there are some cases where it will not work, which is shown in the second example.
Bloke 1, "Did you just press that big red button that says do not press?"
Bloke 2, "Half past two!"
Bloke 1, "What!? (head explodes due to confusion)"

Nagging Mother, "When are you going to get yourself a job and stop pissing your life away?"
Son, "Half past two."
by Pat June 18, 2006
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Half-Life crisis

One has a half-life crisis the night before a large project or a big test is coming up the next day in ones Chemistry class.
Man, I'm stupid! Why did I ever take AP Chemistry? I've already exposed myself to 7 different types of radiation, and this project is due before I can go in for treatment! Pretty soon, I won't have a half-life crisis, I'll have a no-life crisis!
by Noah Anderson December 28, 2005
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bottom-half reveal

With the CDC mask requirements relaxed and state mask mandates repealed, there is surprise, shock and even horror as people begin to experience the actual full-facial appearance of people they've met during the pandemic.
Whoa Nellie! These are some of the most ugly fuckers I've ever seen; pretty eyes, but Damn!

Yeah, a bottom-half reveal can be shocking. It's not too late to file for an annulment.
by YAWA May 25, 2021
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HALF PAST BEER

THE TIME OF DAY WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU SHOULD ALREADY BE DRINKING, USUALLY EARLY EVENING. (SHORTLY AFTER BEER BEER THIRTY)
GUY 1: "BRO! ITS BEER THIRTY! LETS DRINK!"

GUY 2: "DUDE, YOU'RE LATE... ITS HALF PAST BEER."
by MuseOne March 29, 2010
mugGet the HALF PAST BEERmug.

Take it half-hearted

Idiom

To consider or work on something without enthusiasm or effort
Don't just toy with the idea of becoming an actor and take it half-hearted, if you really want to be an actor, work for it!
by Zami Karzai September 13, 2018
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dick ‘n a half

A dick ‘n a half isn’t a dick sewed onto half a dick. It’s actually a term for a dick so large, it transcends time and space. If you tell someone to suck a dick ‘n a half. It means you are telling them that they are the biggest cuck known in all of the multiverse.
“Go suck a dick ‘n a half!”

“*loud gasp*”
by TheToppestBottom October 2, 2019
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Half of zero fucks

You may think half of zero is just zero right? WRONG! half of zero in this case is more than zero, but not one. Let me explain. Saying "I don't give half of zero fucks about that" is more intense than saying "I don't give zero fucks about that
". In this case saying you give only half of the zero fucks means that you are more upset than just giving the zero fucks. So why is this? Well if we knew, we would probably have a much clearer understanding of reality and the universe and whatnot. Also, dont confuse this with "half of two shits" "zero fucks" "zero shits" "I dont give two shits" or any other amount of shits, fucks, or other equivalent measures of fuckery other than shits and fucks.
Person 1: Look at this new thing I made.
Person2: I dont give half of zero fucks about that
Person 1: do you atleast give a third of zero fucks?
Person 2: no.
by LordPeironDestroyerOfWorlds October 10, 2022
mugGet the Half of zero fucksmug.

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