Alex Zielfelder

Probably plays boys volleyball
Varsity in the unified Dick sucking team
Barber fr did him wrong

Person 1: “I heard that someone is spreading STDs around the school”

Person 2: “that’s definitely Alex Zielfelder fosho”

by Andromeda1029 June 7, 2022

ALEX Alberto

Person with the biggest dick

Alex Alberto has a big dick

by Bony flake November 23, 2019

alex pall

Alex Pall was born on May 16, 1985 in New York City, New York. He's in a music band called "the chainsmokers", since 2012. He's so talented. His band members are Drew Taggart and Matt McGuire. He's such an amazing man. Sometimes he's cute, or he's hot as fuck. He's currently dating Moa Aberg. His bandmates call him platano and alex the sloth.
Fun fact: he is scared of height.

Nick names: Platano, Alexander pall, Alex the sloth and Alex pall (ofc)

by Sydney pall taggart mcguire November 6, 2020

Alex Gibbs

Any person who looks comical in appearance and has the IQ of a wrench. Has the smile comparable to a rabid gorilla.

Damn, Alex Gibbs looks sooo hot today, what a mythical figure and a beautiful smile, I could get lost in his dreamy cyan eyes.

by XXCurlingLov3ingB0y11xXX May 25, 2018

Alex EM

A species of extremely nice human beings. Does a lot for others and has a big heart. They're like beautiful teddy bears.

I wish I had an Alex EM to hold at night.

by Nigga103 February 9, 2010

Alex Herzog

A dirty russian that drinks nothing but vodka and eats potatoes. He kills bears with bare hands. he always have Soviet flag on him and kill anyone who disrespects communism.

your such and Alex Herzog

by Yager768 September 24, 2018

Alex Halloumi

small and flighty, wanting love but never getting it and always looking for the help of his friends. under the strain of life an Alex Halloumi stands strong and can face almost anything, but if a girl comes in then he'll be out in a flash. he also likes to watch people called Jaspal.

Girl 1: wow where did that Alex Halloumi go?
Girl 2: i thought he was just here.
Girl 1: well lets go find him!
Alex Halloumi: lets a mi-go-a-go-go.

by The Grand Inquisitor of Life May 12, 2021