a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

aids in africa

A hit parody of ‘Africa’ by ‘Toto’ made by Rucka Rucka Ali. It makes fun of the fact that aids are in Africa. There’s also some racism in there, which makes it even better.

“Alexa, play AIDS in Africa, by Rucka Rucka Ali.’

by ImortalBri3n February 15, 2023

The Kool Aid Man

When you fuck a man or a trans-woman in the ass and reach around, it's like you went all the way through. When your about to finish you must yell "OH YEAAAH" as you bust into his cheeks.

Ain't nothing worse than going on a date with some dame and ya take her to the coat check to find shes hiding a ten pin up her dress. It's at that point, you might as well have some fun, take them home and do The Kool Aid Man!

by Lucky Pierre 2022 February 16, 2023

MAJOR AIDS

A person who is not the father. They are probably the grand infector and you should stay away from them at all costs if you don’t want to risk the aids touch.

That guy has MAJOR AIDS. I wouldn’t go near him; probably for the AIDS touch.

by spienator101 November 13, 2023

Aids cult

A cult where people make their name Aids on the internet and preform the act of selfcest

Aids 1: aids two i’m so in love with you let’s have sex please
Aids 2: Ok but only since we are in the aids cult

by Aidscult November 19, 2023

Kool-Aid Guzzler

Someone who participates in an organized religion and believes the fiction that it teaches.

That Kool-Aid guzzler goes for their once a week brainwashing session every Sunday to get the full press marketing brainwashing with the elaborate decor, catchy jingles, marketing slogans, sales pitch, and peer pressure.

by Arche Logos January 12, 2024

Aids-Monkey

Extremely difficult or annoying.

Mrs Speelman's class is Aids-Monkey today!

by Logan Polcyn January 22, 2024