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An-Cap

An individual who believes in an oxymoronic system that would result in a violent Capitalist dictatorship featuring such things as corrupt private courts that could easily be swayed if the price is right. They claim to be true anarchists but the only true anarchists are Anarcho-Communists, and other leftist Anarchism variants. Anarcho-Capitalism wouldn't work and there are videos that explain precisely why just look at the Congo Free State which was somebody's private property and he enslaved the populace and used a brutal private police force to suppress people. What is to stop the private police from just killing their boss and claiming the land along with his money for themselves? Capitalism cannot exist without a state to protect the Capitalist's private property!
"An-Cap denies that the Nazis were pro Capitalist, uses memes as evidence" - Title of DemocraticMarxist01's video
by Proletarian Banner December 24, 2021
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sideways cap

Iโ€™m ready Iโ€™m wearing my sideways cap
by ##lolol October 18, 2017
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Cap

Chad: "Yo, your girlfriend gave Kyle a BJ"

Jake: "Cap!"
by Average South Park Enjoy April 6, 2023
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hella cap

cap but more cap
P1: you're getting expelled from school.
P2: naw thats hella cap
by hal0fan May 9, 2022
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cap

The normie version of kapp or kappa that originated on twitch.
Normie: Among Us is the best game in the world, no cap.
by greasycat April 5, 2021
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cap city central

Person A: Yo, I skibidi'ed this lit girl last night

Person B: ๐Ÿค” Oh, cap city central alert! ๐Ÿšจ Bro, you've been saying that since dinosaurs roamed the Earth. ๐Ÿฆ•๐Ÿ’ค

Person A: Nah, for real, we were vibing, no cap! ๐Ÿ™Œ

Person B: ๐Ÿคฅ Bro, you're in Fantasyland with Mickey Mouse right now. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿญ That's some skibidi-level storytelling. #FictionalFacts

Person A: Nah, dead serious! She was feeling my vibe, I swear! ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Person B: ๐Ÿคฃ Sure, she was feeling the vibe like Pluto feels the gravitational pull of Mars. ๐Ÿช #OutOfThisWorldLies

Person A: Man, you never believe me!

Person B: ๐Ÿ™„ Because you're the mayor of Cap City Central! ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ›๏ธ #ElectionDayEveryday

Person A: Come on, bruh, I'm not capping! She even texted me this morning. ๐Ÿ˜

Person B: ๐Ÿคจ Oh really? Show me the receipts then! ๐Ÿ“ฒ๐Ÿ‘€

Person A: My phone died, man! But she was all about those good vibes. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ฌ

Person B: ๐Ÿšจ Emergency alert! Code red cap city central! ๐Ÿšจ Bro, your phone's got more issues than a math book. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“ฑ #TechnicalDifficulties

Person A: You gotta trust me on this one, fam!

Person B: Trust? ๐Ÿคฃ That's a skibidi-level request! You're more likely to find Bigfoot riding a unicorn. ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ‘ฃ #LegendaryLies

Person A: Whatever, man. You just jealous.

Person B: Jealous of your cap collection? ๐Ÿงข๐Ÿ˜‚ I'm good, bro. I'll be over here in the land of non-fiction. ๐Ÿ“–๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐ŸŽญ #CapCityParade
by duncan harry February 26, 2024
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no cap no hap

short version of pics or it didnโ€™t happen. play on โ€œno capโ€ for no screencaps/screenshots.

could also be used for anti maga hats.
โ€œno cap no hap, son!โ€
โ€œno cappy no happy!โ€
by guttagelfling December 13, 2020
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