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Names:
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ejeffulate
Names:
Jeff: Jeff
Popular quotes:
- "๐ King of hate ๐ "
- "I'm a Twunk."
- "It doesn't work on me, and I'm straight"
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Nothing
Are you masturbating!
NOO!!!!!!
Thomas what are you doing?
Nothing
Are you masturbating!
NOO!!!!!!
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Student B: Yes that must be Thomas Kaiser. He always uses the chemistry book where โUliโ is written on the side.
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