A twitter widow is a man or woman whose spouse or boyfriend spends most of his/her time on twitter. Leaving the other person to feel widowed.
Geez I never see my husband anymore because he's too busy living his other life on twitter, I am a twitter widow
by Jlburton82 September 17, 2013
Get the twitter widow mug.The wife or partner of a grower of weed who finds herself alone for the majority of the time while the grower tends to the crop and other details. Being a weed widow made financial sense, which outweighed the absence of a husband or partner, before legalization destroyed the Black Market.
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Alter ego of Black Widow in an alternative Marvel universe (possible a universe where all superheroes are porn stars)
Dick Widow and that guy who’s shoots arrows were summoned by the head of Shield, Dick Fury, to protect the earth against a man with a huge metal glove!
by Dick Widow 3000 May 13, 2019
Get the Dick Widow mug.(wife to husband): "These last few weekends at the beach have been nice. Too bad I'm going to lose you to football. You're making me an armchair widow"
(one gf to another gf): "We were dating for like, three months, then BAM. He's watching games and doesn't want to go out"
(other gf): "girl, you a armchair widow"
(one gf to another gf): "We were dating for like, three months, then BAM. He's watching games and doesn't want to go out"
(other gf): "girl, you a armchair widow"
by jawasan August 29, 2019
Get the armchair widow mug.A heterosexual man who's not at all fazed by attention-seeking females especially femme fatales. Especially ones trying to take advantage of him financially and or sexually.
Sometimes turns the tables on the femme fatale. Acronym is "BWE." Also can be called, "maneater-eater" and "succubus-eater."
Can also be used similarly to "womanizer" however, the term can also mean a respectable type of man who's only interested in a woman he deems respectable to date and possibly marry.
Sometimes turns the tables on the femme fatale. Acronym is "BWE." Also can be called, "maneater-eater" and "succubus-eater."
Can also be used similarly to "womanizer" however, the term can also mean a respectable type of man who's only interested in a woman he deems respectable to date and possibly marry.
"Gustave is a black widow-eater. Saw him put this one gold digger in her place at a bar."
"He may be handsome and got money, but he'll devour you, girl. I don't recommend trying to seduce him if you think he's easy to manipulate."
"After sex with a CEO, that gold digger be playing Cold Hearted Snake by Paula Abdul on repeat. Highly upset he didn't make her his girlfriend. Ha, she didn't think all he wanted was just to get his rocks off that night?"
Stacy tried to seduce George, though they did have sex, when she tried to get money from him, he immediately dumped her a$$ and went after her better now former best friend, and married her a year later which destroyed Stacy."
"Black widow-eaters don't fuck around with hoes. If they do, they don't do it for long."
"I heard him yell, "
'Begone, THOT!' After this chick tried to get his drunk a$$ to buy her a drink last night at the club. Funniest shit. Guess he swallowed the red pill."
"He's a black-widow eater, in him being so wealthy, respectable, and handsome, that femme fatales are always flocking to him to try to seduce him.
"National Geographic presents to you, the bane of the black widow and femme fatale in general...Introducing the black widow-eater, a rare, exotic, lethal and yet, growing breed of man. The exact opposite of a soyboy, cuck, and simp."
"Black widow-eaters can make good husbands, because they know what they want. And many want wives and will rebuke other women until the right female comes along.
"He may be handsome and got money, but he'll devour you, girl. I don't recommend trying to seduce him if you think he's easy to manipulate."
"After sex with a CEO, that gold digger be playing Cold Hearted Snake by Paula Abdul on repeat. Highly upset he didn't make her his girlfriend. Ha, she didn't think all he wanted was just to get his rocks off that night?"
Stacy tried to seduce George, though they did have sex, when she tried to get money from him, he immediately dumped her a$$ and went after her better now former best friend, and married her a year later which destroyed Stacy."
"Black widow-eaters don't fuck around with hoes. If they do, they don't do it for long."
"I heard him yell, "
'Begone, THOT!' After this chick tried to get his drunk a$$ to buy her a drink last night at the club. Funniest shit. Guess he swallowed the red pill."
"He's a black-widow eater, in him being so wealthy, respectable, and handsome, that femme fatales are always flocking to him to try to seduce him.
"National Geographic presents to you, the bane of the black widow and femme fatale in general...Introducing the black widow-eater, a rare, exotic, lethal and yet, growing breed of man. The exact opposite of a soyboy, cuck, and simp."
"Black widow-eaters can make good husbands, because they know what they want. And many want wives and will rebuke other women until the right female comes along.
by LunaForLunch September 25, 2020
Get the Black widow-eater mug.the best avenger, yes she died but she was still the best. an iconic legend one would say! she doesn't need powers shes just better. don't argue w me dawg shes the best ok.
by swinectrl September 5, 2021
Get the black widow mug.Have y’all seen dead_by_widowmaker’s newest video? Looks like someone bought Leon from the dollar store
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