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reverse wet willy

this is where you stick your finger in your ear and get a shit ton of ear wax on your finger, then shove your finger in someones mouth.
im gonna give you a wet willy...
~HA jokes on you because im gonna give you a reverse wet willy!
whats that??
~you'll see...
BRO WTF DID YOU JUST PUT IN MY MOUTH??!!!!
~muwahahha >:)

One-eye-willy 

A one eye willy is when you find a one eyed female companion and, ask her to take out her glass eye. Then bust in the vacant eye socket. Then the cum comes out making it look like she is crying.
Dang girl i'm going to make you look like One-eye-willy
One-eye-willy by Lil Nut God October 4, 2017

Slip you a willy 

To give a small amount of the profits earned to a person that helped initiate the transaction. A type of commission or finder's fee
A finders fee, commission of sorts. My boy got me a great deal on a watch but I already had one like it so I resold it and made a killing. Don't worry, I told my boy "I'll slip you a willy" and I did so everyone's happy.

smoke a willy 

Yesterday my friend and I decided we wanted to smoke a willy
smoke a willy by Jacob1231241 June 12, 2018

Itty bitty willy committee 

Males who have small dicks
"Belle you know Alex is apart of the itty bitty willy committee?"

Itty bitty willy committee 

Just like the itty bitty titty committee, but for guys with small dicks
"Belle did you know Alex is apart of the itty bitty willy committee?"
"Omg really?? His dick is that small??"