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Vagina

It's moist, and it's soft. Then the kissing and spanking starts. It gets moister. Then it's time to stick it in, and it goes in like a torpedo.

-Steven Barnett, when asked to describe a vagina
I should attack that vagina with my torpedo!
by Ian Carlson September 7, 2008
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Dry Vagina Syndrome

Dry Vagina Syndrome (DVS) is known as severe case of lack of sex for a woman. Causing the vaginal tissue to stop secreting lubricants, effectively drying up. Symptoms include denial of DVS,excessive bitchiness, mood swings,a sharp temper, dry and chap vaginal tissue and a very aggressive sexual drive when the opportunity of dick is around. DVS usually follows NDS, an acute lack of penis.
She is excessively bitchy today, her Dry Vagina Syndrome must be flaring up.
by J Boi of Fab 5 January 22, 2008
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vagina mole

A Crazed individual who likes to burrow himself/herself deep within the vagina and stay there for a period of time.
I vagina moled that poon last night.
by Kev-0 May 17, 2006
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fortified vagina

"so did you do it?"
"no man, she had a fortified vagina and i just couldn't get in"
by naughty this September 5, 2006
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vacuum-vagina

A creative term for a woman who participates in scandalous, promiscuous, or otherwise vulgar activities so often that her vagina becomes a large vacuous space that sucks up anything and everything.
Britney Spears needs to put away that vacuum-vagina before it engulfs everyone on the red carpet.
by Carley G February 23, 2008
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Vagina Warrior

A vagina warrior is a vagina friendly person of any gender who embodies the spirit of V-Day, and assists in the battle to end violence against women. Coined by The Vagina Monologues.
Andrew helps the Pussy Posse sell chocolate vaginas to raise money for The Vagina Monologues every year. He's my vagina warrior!
by vagina_love October 29, 2006
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Vaginal Spaghetti

also known as "the ghetties"
Vaginal blood from a woman's period when added to spaghetti sauce is, used in old wive's tales, as a means of capturing a man's heart.
by Nam in DC June 13, 2005
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