Stevie Wonder From Down Under

When you order a vodka and prune juice, because you won’t even see that shit coming

Bob ordered a Stevie Wonder from down under because he was constipated but wanted to party. He never even saw that shit coming last night

by Analcrusader March 7, 2026

Stevie Wonder From Down Under

When you order a vodka and prune juice, because you won’t even see that shit coming

Bob ordered a Stevie Wonder from down under because he was constipated but wanted to party. He never even saw that shit coming last night

by Analcrusader March 7, 2026

Chocolate Thunder From Down Under

When a bogan tourist gets travelers diarrhea and shits everywhere, and it's explosive and nasty as fuck.

I've heard the Chocolate Thunder from Down Under gets so bad in Bali the janitors have to call in the hazmat team.

by jims gooning August 1, 2025

Don’t Hide Under My Desk

A polite way saying, “If I accept your Friend Request please don’t do any creepy shit.”

I’ll tell you where I’m at on Social Media, but don’t hide under my desk.

by AndroidsOn August 4, 2025

Don’t Hide Under My Desk

A polite way of asking someone not to be a psychopathic creep.

Feel free to check out my Instagram. Just don’t hide under my desk.

by AndroidsOn August 4, 2025

Bag is under 23Kg

I'm Travelling /i have a flight / I'm travelling to somewhere ( used for flights only )
Defined by @kuvosh
*****successful****

: Hey man lets go for a road trip on thursday

:sorry man my bag is under 23Kg

by kuvosh August 5, 2025

Canadian Down Under

When you combine Vegemite and maple syrup, smearing it on your girlfriend’s vagina before eating her out.

“Last night Stacy smeared Vegemite and maple syrup on her pussy, then had me eat her out”
“Oh you had a Canadian down under”

by Cletus McClitoris August 12, 2025