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Tony Crisco

Alaskan dumb ass that goes to California and thinks lubing up with crisco oil with give him a exceptional tan but finds out all it does is boil his skin in the sun with 2nd degree burns rendering him useless to his peers for nearly a month.
Well, Tony crisco is out for a couple weeks, can’t work out, can’t bench press, his skins shedding.
by Tony Crisco February 22, 2025
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Uncle Tony

A derogatory term for a member of the LGBTQ (usually a gay man) who is considered to be subservient to heterosexuals implying that they ate sellouts to their own people. The LGBTQ equivalent of an Uncle Tom in Black community. This term is inspired by ultra-MAGA comedian Tony Hitchcliffe.
Hey did you hear Bruce is in favor of the Supreme Court making same sex marriage a state's decision not a federal one protected by the constitution?

For real why I thought he was openly gay?

Yeah true, but apparently he's a real UNCLE TONY.
by 69HARAMBE69 March 6, 2025
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Tony

a bald kid that likes history stuff because he likes the bald guy that hates jewish people
tony is a bald kid and we all know it
by bruhhihihhlol123 March 16, 2025
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Mike Tony

Michael Angelino Antonio.
Italian God.
Hey Mike Tony, what yah say huh?

“Yah mudda
by Mike Tony November 22, 2021
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Toni

Toni is a pretty black girl with an nice smile and a bubbly personality, who loves to be around her family and Friends all the time. Her tight bouncy curls, fair skin, good body aroma , and her imperfections makes every ones day better. She’s always had it easy…. Especially when it comes to making friends. Toni is a person who will do anything for the person she loves! She’s the type of friend people come to when in need of advice. She tells you what you need to hear not what you want to hear. Toni has this obnoxious laugh that’s super loud but it always makes the joke 10x funnier. Also , has always been the one to attract the boys and make them fall in love!!!!! Everyone needs a Toni
Boys: omg there goes Toni the one I was talking about!! I need her now.
Girls: Look how pretty she is … let’s go be friends with her

Everyone: UHHHH I NEED ME A TONI!
by Xavier brown November 22, 2021
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