Iron egg skill

Conditioning one's ball sack by repeatedly enduring either self-inflicted or assisted blows to them.
A technique practiced by Shaolin monks in Shaolin Kung Fu that also goes by the names 'Groin Skill' or 'Gold Armour'.

Andrew: Tyler what are you doing to your coin purse?!
Tyler: It's called the Iron Egg Skill dear Andy, I'm going to have the balls of a god!
Andrew: How often do you get kicked in the nuts?

by peno91 March 28, 2015

Vampire’s egg salad

To dine on the many splendors of menstruation. To eat a girl out during her period.

Allessandra is a dirty girl, she asked me to dinner and the main course was the vampire’s egg salad.

by Lilboknerr October 29, 2017

easter egg cunt

When a man attends Easter Sunday mass, (most often against his will by force of family, significant other etc.) he will quickly become incredibly disinterested and will look elsewhere to pass the time. It is at this moment that he realizes all the female parishioners dressing in their " Easter Sunday best" (i.e. dressing as promiscuously as possible despite the irony of attending church). It is important to note that this is one of the first times all year where the temperature permits the wearing of scantily clad clothing. After this phenomenon has been noted by the male, he will then begin to seek out the best looking women among the parish whom are dressed slutty as fuck, and begin to daydream about fucking the shit out of them. It is by this, and only this process, that the man is able to maintain his sanity during the mass. In some cases, the male might even take mental images for his spank bank.

Mike 1: Easter's coming up man, my lady's gonna make me go to church. Shit.

Mike 2: At least you have the easter egg cunt to look forward to!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 14, 2017

egg x toaster

saitama x genos.

when a very bald strongman punches his fist up a robots asshole vigorously till they both cum in each others faces

egg x toaster is cracking the egg and letting its juices going into the toasters orifices. the one true ship.

Its very Fucking gay.

by BITCHFUCKMYASS65 March 5, 2018

Cream Egg Brownie

When a Caucasian Male ejaculates into a African American Female.

Example One:

Black Female: Wait did you just cum in me?

White Male: Yeah it's called a cream egg brownie.

Black Female: Oh shit you better get the creamy gooey center out of me before it's too late!

by Admiral Funderburk June 23, 2016

egg roll maneuver

The process of rolling into a blanket to prevent detection of one's self pleasuring.

Ian almost got caught fapping, but he performed the egg roll maneuver to save his skin.

by Adolf Tojo October 6, 2016

The great egg heist

A well thought out plan on how to steel a single raw egg and then spike it in the toilet causing the toilet to explode and or eggsplode.

hey Doug I’m bored let’s find a way to get that raw egg past daddio so we can start The great egg heist

by Doug eggs April 24, 2020