BEDSQUELCH (bed squelch, bed-squelch)

BEDSQUELCH. 1. (n). The noise emitted when the recipient of a golden shower attempts to rise from the puddle created by the weight they exert on the mattress.

2. (n). A person who sits on a mattress and is then subsequently urinated on. (pl. bedsquelchers).

3. (v). The act of urinating on a person who is sitting on a mattress.(bedsquelched, bedsqueching) (adj. bedsquelchy).

Bedsquelch (bed squelch, bed-squelch)

"Dope BEDSQUELCH bro!"

"Don't go near that sleeping bag, it hasn't been washed since the BEDSQUELCHING"

"Awesome event dude, those BEDSQUELCHERS sure had some fun!"

by DICK SHONNERY JNR. February 15, 2023

Bed Princess

Someone who doesn’t put a lot of effort in bed.

You must be a bed princess if you only like to receive

by Lareina28 July 23, 2022

Shit in Bed!!

This word is usually used when you're surprised about something. Also, it is used after making a mistake (can be used in replacement of "shit!" or "fuck" in this context). After looking into some history on the origins of this word, it is believed that the original bed that the word came from was Wilfy's daughter's bed. Wilfy is a Boatthat.

1) Haru Chan: my parents beat me

Wilfy: Shit in Bed!!

2)Yuki: oh no I got pizza crust stuck in Boatzy's urethra...Shit in Bed!!

by Wilfyisaboatthat February 20, 2021

Bed angle

an snow angle on your bed and no snow.

Come make bed angles.

by cyclonne June 25, 2019

Bed Mitzvah

A college bed party so elaborate that it feels like a Bat Mitzvah in scope and expense.

Right after Madison got accepted into Indiana University, her parents began party planning for her Bed Mitzvah. Not only was her bed covered with so much college merch it reached to the ceiling, but there wasn't space in her room for all the friends who came over to celebrate.

by Zombie in the Machine September 6, 2022

Bed Soup

Ejaculation that occurs while in a bed. Or soup that you have in bed.

I had to wash the blanket covered in bed soup.

by Uneven curtains March 16, 2025

Bed buds

When you just want someone to sleep with you (not sexually)

“I done told this one girl I wanted to be bed buds and she thought I wanted to be friends with benefits”

Jimmy: did u hear that Rebecca had a bed bud

Johnny: that sounds cool man, I haven’t had those in years
Jimmy: no bro, a bed bud, someone who just sleeps with u not the bugs

by 420HandMeThatHenny February 20, 2021