a good landing is when you survive

a good landing is when you survive means if you survive it was a good landing

guy: ok nice landing, flaps up
other guy: ok gear up
guy:NO!!!!!!! FUCK!
other guy: YOU SAID GEAR UP!!!
guy: I SAID FLAP, NOT GEAR!! !!!
(part 2)
a good landing is when you survive means if you survive it was a good landing

by onionlight November 26, 2021

Scottish Landing

The act of taking a dump in a public or inconvenient place, particularly the middle of a street, as if claiming the land in the name of chaos and digestive urgency

“Bro, I had Taco Bell and no time. I had to make a Scottish Landing behind a parked Prius.”

by Tarantula23 July 28, 2025

land van tommy le

The most kick ass guy in the world. has a reputation of not giving a shit but also humble.

damn ! land van tommy le, you the man

by anonymous November 22, 2021

moon landing

The act of sitting down.

The only moon landing I'm ever involved with is whenever I sit my fat ass down.

by sleepypie February 27, 2023

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

getting my man to the promised land

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman

Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land

by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022

Land Shark

A verocious animal that "kills" you when you die in a very embarrassing way, such as falling off of a cliff, or blowing yourself up; on a game like Fortnite or other team based games.

Teammate 1: "Dude what happened? Who knocked you?"
Teammate 2: "It was another land shark."
Teammate 1: "Bro you suck ass at this game."

by Just an Average Jess January 5, 2023